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Do I have stupid written over my forehead?

Do I have stupid written over my forehead?

You ought to be ashamed of yourself!

You ought to be ashamed of yourself!

DON'T lie to me!

DON'T lie to me!

Two people can't talk at the same time. When my mouth is moving, it means...

Two people can't talk at the same time. When my mouth is moving, it means...

If you live to be a hundred you will never be as smart as me.

If you live to be a hundred you will never be as smart as me.

I'm here because I'm smart, not because I'm young and gorgeous... although I am!

I'm here because I'm smart, not because I'm young and gorgeous... although I am!

On your best day you're not as smart as I am on my worst day!

On your best day you're not as smart as I am on my worst day!

My grandmother always told me; beauty fades, but dumb is forever!

My grandmother always told me; beauty fades, but dumb is forever!

Sir don't pee on my leg and tell me it's raining.

Sir don't pee on my leg and tell me it's raining.

Do you know when a gift becomes a loan? When the relationship is over. Have...

Do you know when a gift becomes a loan? When the relationship is over. Have...