Quotes by Judge Judy

The time to change was yesterday; the time to wake up is now.

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Do you know when a gift becomes a loan? When the relationship is over. Have...

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Sir don't pee on my leg and tell me it's raining.

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My grandmother always told me; beauty fades, but dumb is forever!

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On your best day you're not as smart as I am on my worst day!

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I'm here because I'm smart, not because I'm young and gorgeous... although I am!

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If you live to be a hundred you will never be as smart as me.

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Two people can't talk at the same time. When my mouth is moving, it means...

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DON'T lie to me!

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You ought to be ashamed of yourself!

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Do I have stupid written over my forehead?

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