Do you know when a gift becomes a loan? When the relationship is over. Have you ever heard that sir? Well, neither have I. I just made it up.

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On your best day you're not as smart as I am on my worst day!

On your best day you're not as smart as I am on my worst day!

The time to change was yesterday; the time to wake up is now.

The time to change was yesterday; the time to wake up is now.

You ought to be ashamed of yourself!

You ought to be ashamed of yourself!

DON'T lie to me!

DON'T lie to me!

Do I have stupid written over my forehead?

Do I have stupid written over my forehead?

If you live to be a hundred you will never be as smart as me.

If you live to be a hundred you will never be as smart as me.

Sir don't pee on my leg and tell me it's raining.

Sir don't pee on my leg and tell me it's raining.

Two people can't talk at the same time. When my mouth is moving, it means...

Two people can't talk at the same time. When my mouth is moving, it means...

My grandmother always told me; beauty fades, but dumb is forever!

My grandmother always told me; beauty fades, but dumb is forever!

I'm here because I'm smart, not because I'm young and gorgeous... although I am!

I'm here because I'm smart, not because I'm young and gorgeous... although I am!