My grandmother always told me; beauty fades, but dumb is forever!

Quote by Judge Judy

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If you live to be a hundred you will never be as smart as me.

If you live to be a hundred you will never be as smart as me.

Do you know when a gift becomes a loan? When the relationship is over. Have...

Do you know when a gift becomes a loan? When the relationship is over. Have...

Do I have stupid written over my forehead?

Do I have stupid written over my forehead?

On your best day you're not as smart as I am on my worst day!

On your best day you're not as smart as I am on my worst day!

Sir don't pee on my leg and tell me it's raining.

Sir don't pee on my leg and tell me it's raining.

DON'T lie to me!

DON'T lie to me!

The time to change was yesterday; the time to wake up is now.

The time to change was yesterday; the time to wake up is now.

You ought to be ashamed of yourself!

You ought to be ashamed of yourself!

Two people can't talk at the same time. When my mouth is moving, it means...

Two people can't talk at the same time. When my mouth is moving, it means...

I'm here because I'm smart, not because I'm young and gorgeous... although I am!

I'm here because I'm smart, not because I'm young and gorgeous... although I am!