Sir don't pee on my leg and tell me it's raining.

Quote by Judge Judy

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The time to change was yesterday; the time to wake up is now.

The time to change was yesterday; the time to wake up is now.

On your best day you're not as smart as I am on my worst day!

On your best day you're not as smart as I am on my worst day!

I'm here because I'm smart, not because I'm young and gorgeous... although I am!

I'm here because I'm smart, not because I'm young and gorgeous... although I am!

My grandmother always told me; beauty fades, but dumb is forever!

My grandmother always told me; beauty fades, but dumb is forever!

If you live to be a hundred you will never be as smart as me.

If you live to be a hundred you will never be as smart as me.

Do you know when a gift becomes a loan? When the relationship is over. Have...

Do you know when a gift becomes a loan? When the relationship is over. Have...

Two people can't talk at the same time. When my mouth is moving, it means...

Two people can't talk at the same time. When my mouth is moving, it means...

You ought to be ashamed of yourself!

You ought to be ashamed of yourself!

Do I have stupid written over my forehead?

Do I have stupid written over my forehead?

DON'T lie to me!

DON'T lie to me!