Over in Hollywood they almost made a great picture, but they caught it just in time.
Quote by Wilson Mizner
I'd rather know a square guy than own a square mile.
A good listener is not only popular everywhere, but after a while, he knows something.
A good listener is not only popular everywhere, but after a while he gets to...
It is not in life, but in art that self-fulfillment is to be found.
I respect faith but doubt is what gets you an education
God help those who do not help themselves.
Always be nice to people on the way up; because you'll meet the same people...
Hollywood is a sewer with service from the Ritz Carlton.
All anger is not sinful, because some degree of it, and on some occasions, is...
Failure has gone to his head.
The only time that most women give their orating husbands undivided attention is when the...
The best way to keep your friends is not to give them away.
When you take stuff from one writer it's plagiarism; but when you take it from...
Do not be desirous of having things done quickly. Do not look at small advantages....
The worst tempered people I've ever met were people who knew they were wrong
A slave has but one master. An ambition man, has as many as there are...
The first hundred years are the hardest.
If you steal from one author it's plagiarism; if you steal from many it's research.
I respect faith, but doubt is what gives you an education.
There is something about a closet that makes a skeleton terribly restless.