A lot of good has come from drugs. I think 'Penny Lane' is worth 10 dead kids. Dark Side of the Moon is worth 100 dead kids. Because a lot of kids wouldn't even be born if it weren't for…
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Bill Maher Quotes
Curious people are intersting people, I wonder why that is.
Men are only as loyal as their options
People have romantic notions about television. In the highest realms they think it's some sort...
This has been a learning experience for me. I also thought that privacy was something...
The Clinton White House today said they would start to give national security and intelligence...
If I wanted to have wooden sex with strings attached I'd get married. In reference...
Iraq now says that it will, after all, destroy its missiles. President Bush said, 'Please,...
Nobody sees people as people. It's all how they relate to my little group.
Our mistakes from the past are just that: mistakes. And they were necessary to make...
I never thought I'd say this, what Obama needs in his personality is a little...
If you think you have it tough, read history books.
This is a ridiculous heat wave we're in right now, and to contribute, Newt Gingrich...
The Bible looks like it started out as a game of Mad Libs
My wife always has a splitting archetype whenever I want to have sex.
What Democratic congressmen do to their women staffers, Republican congressmen do to the country.
I think capital punishment works great. Every killer you kill never kills again.
It's all been satirized for your protection.
We have the Bill of Rights. What we need is a Bill of Responsibilities.
Maybe every other American movie shouldn't be based on a comic book. Other countries will...
Clinton left the White House with all the class of an XFL halftime show.