Television has raised writing to a new low.

Quote by Samuel Goldwyn

Topics: Funny Quotes, Television Quotes

A wide screen just makes a bad film twice as bad.

A wide screen just makes a bad film twice as bad.

No person who is enthusiastic about his work has anything to fear from life

No person who is enthusiastic about his work has anything to fear from life

A Hospital is no place to be sick.

A Hospital is no place to be sick.

The reason so many people turned up at his funeral is that they wanted to...

The reason so many people turned up at his funeral is that they wanted to...

Anyone who goes to a psychiatrist ought to have his head examined.

Anyone who goes to a psychiatrist ought to have his head examined.

If I could drop dead right now, I'd be the happiest man alive.

If I could drop dead right now, I'd be the happiest man alive.

Television has raised writing to a new low.

Television has raised writing to a new low.

Color television! Bah, I won't believe it until I see it in black and white.

Color television! Bah, I won't believe it until I see it in black and white.

I was always an independent, even when I had partners.

I was always an independent, even when I had partners.

Modern dancing is old fashioned.

Modern dancing is old fashioned.

If I look confused it is because I am thinking.

If I look confused it is because I am thinking.

If Roosevelt were alive today, he'd turn over in his grave.

If Roosevelt were alive today, he'd turn over in his grave.

Here I am paying big money to you writers and what for? All you do...

Here I am paying big money to you writers and what for? All you do...

Don't pay any attention to the critics - don't even ignore them.

Don't pay any attention to the critics - don't even ignore them.

I want everyone to tell me the truth, even if it costs him his job.

I want everyone to tell me the truth, even if it costs him his job.

Please write music like Wagner, only louder.

Please write music like Wagner, only louder.

Why should people go out and pay money to see bad films when they can...

Why should people go out and pay money to see bad films when they can...

You've got to ask yourself one question: 'Do I feel lucky?' Well, do ya punk?

You've got to ask yourself one question: 'Do I feel lucky?' Well, do ya punk?

I want to do a musical movie. Like Evita, but with good music.

I want to do a musical movie. Like Evita, but with good music.

It's very liberating to be naked in front of a hundred people, but there's nothing...

It's very liberating to be naked in front of a hundred people, but there's nothing...