That awkward moment when you don't want to come out of your room because there are strangers in your house.
Facebook Status Quotes
Dear Beyonce, Thanks for showing everyone it is still possible to date, get married, THEN...
Get off Facebook while in church.
That moment when you're up so late you start calculating how many hours of sleep...
Men hate women because we always know where things are.
Seeing quotes and thinking, oh thank god im not the only one!
I've been in relationships, but I'd rather be alone. If a guy can't treat me...
Mom: I see that you're all dressed up, where are you going? Daughter: To the...
That moment of preparation right before you step on an escalator.
Things that probably shouldn't be broken: 1. Hearts 2. Promises 3. Condoms
Ending a facebook conversation by liking the last comment that was posted.
The sad moment when you return to your boring and ordinary life after watching an...
That annoying moment when two people start a conversation on YOUR facebook status.
I wont block you or delete you. Im keeping you there so you will be...
Why is it that Facebook even gives me the option to 'Like' my own status?...
The word 'bed' is shaped like an actual bed.
We always ignore the ones who adore us, and adore the ones who ignore us.
The less people you chill with, the less problems you deal with.
Showing your friend a funny video on YouTube and constantly checking their face to make...
I can do anything you want me to do so long as I don't have...
In talking, shyness and timidity distort the very meaning of my words. I don't pretend...