There comes a time in every man's life, and I've had plenty of them.

Quote by Casey Stengel

Topics: Funny Quotes

Managing is getting paid for home runs that someone else hits.

Managing is getting paid for home runs that someone else hits.

They told me my services were no longer desired because they wanted to put in...

They told me my services were no longer desired because they wanted to put in...

There are three things you can do in a baseball game. You can win, or...

There are three things you can do in a baseball game. You can win, or...

You have to go broke three times to learn how to make a living.

You have to go broke three times to learn how to make a living.

I want to thank my parents for letting me play baseball. I'm thankful I had...

I want to thank my parents for letting me play baseball. I'm thankful I had...

The key to being a good manager is keeping the people who hate me away...

The key to being a good manager is keeping the people who hate me away...

I stayed up last night and watched the Republican Convention all night long. I watched...

I stayed up last night and watched the Republican Convention all night long. I watched...

Left-handers have more enthusiasm for life. They sleep on the wrong side of the bed,...

Left-handers have more enthusiasm for life. They sleep on the wrong side of the bed,...

Well, that's baseball. Rags to riches one day and riches to rags the next. But...

Well, that's baseball. Rags to riches one day and riches to rags the next. But...

No, even my players aren't players.

No, even my players aren't players.

The trouble with women umpires is that I couldn't argue with one. I'd put my...

The trouble with women umpires is that I couldn't argue with one. I'd put my...

I came in here and a fella asked me to have a drink. I said...

I came in here and a fella asked me to have a drink. I said...

If we're going to win the pennant, we've got to start thinking we're not as...

If we're going to win the pennant, we've got to start thinking we're not as...

Look at him. He doesn't drink, he doesn't smoke, he doesn't chew and he doesn't...

Look at him. He doesn't drink, he doesn't smoke, he doesn't chew and he doesn't...

You gotta lose 'em some of the time. When you do, lose 'em right.

You gotta lose 'em some of the time. When you do, lose 'em right.

That game was so famous they never used me.

That game was so famous they never used me.

Never make predictions, especially about the future.

Never make predictions, especially about the future.

I feel greatly honored to have a ballpark named after me, especially since I've been...

I feel greatly honored to have a ballpark named after me, especially since I've been...

When you are younger you get blamed for crimes you never committed and when you're...

When you are younger you get blamed for crimes you never committed and when you're...

The Mets have shown me more ways to lose than I even knew existed.

The Mets have shown me more ways to lose than I even knew existed.