There comes a time in every man's life, and I've had plenty of them.

Quote by Casey Stengel

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I stayed up last night and watched the Republican Convention all night long. I watched...

I stayed up last night and watched the Republican Convention all night long. I watched...

Don't cut my throat, I may want to do that later myself.

Don't cut my throat, I may want to do that later myself.

The trouble with women umpires is that I couldn't argue with one. I'd put my...

The trouble with women umpires is that I couldn't argue with one. I'd put my...

Most games are lost, not won.

Most games are lost, not won.

The way our luck has been lately, our fellas have been getting hurt on their...

The way our luck has been lately, our fellas have been getting hurt on their...

Managing is getting paid for home runs that someone else hits.

Managing is getting paid for home runs that someone else hits.

The Yankees don't pay me to win every day, just two out of three.

The Yankees don't pay me to win every day, just two out of three.

They say some of my stars drink whiskey, but I have found that ones who...

They say some of my stars drink whiskey, but I have found that ones who...

My health is good enough about the shoulders.

My health is good enough about the shoulders.

Baseball is very big at the present time. This makes me think baseball will live...

Baseball is very big at the present time. This makes me think baseball will live...

Most people my age are dead at the present time and you can look it...

Most people my age are dead at the present time and you can look it...

Sure I played, did you think I was born at the age of 70 sitting...

Sure I played, did you think I was born at the age of 70 sitting...

Ability is the art of getting credit for all the home runs somebody else hits.

Ability is the art of getting credit for all the home runs somebody else hits.

Son, we'd like to keep you around this season but we're going to try and...

Son, we'd like to keep you around this season but we're going to try and...

You got to get twenty-seven outs to win.

You got to get twenty-seven outs to win.

I came in here and a fella asked me to have a drink. I said...

I came in here and a fella asked me to have a drink. I said...

I got players with bad watches - they can't tell midnight from noon.

I got players with bad watches - they can't tell midnight from noon.

You have to have a catcher because if you don't you're likely to have a...

You have to have a catcher because if you don't you're likely to have a...

Never make predictions, especially about the future.

Never make predictions, especially about the future.

The team has come along slow but fast.

The team has come along slow but fast.