Ability is the art of getting credit for all the home runs somebody else hits.

Quote by Casey Stengel

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The trick is growing up without growing old.

The trick is growing up without growing old.

See that fella over there? He's 20 years old. In 10 years, he's got a...

See that fella over there? He's 20 years old. In 10 years, he's got a...

You got to get twenty-seven outs to win.

You got to get twenty-seven outs to win.

The trouble is not that players have sex the night before a game. It's that...

The trouble is not that players have sex the night before a game. It's that...

No, even my players aren't players.

No, even my players aren't players.

Most people my age are dead at the present time and you can look it...

Most people my age are dead at the present time and you can look it...

Don't drink in the hotel bar, that's where I do my drinking.

Don't drink in the hotel bar, that's where I do my drinking.

We are in such a slump that even the ones that are drinking aren't hitting.

We are in such a slump that even the ones that are drinking aren't hitting.

I don't like them fellas who drive in two runs and let in three.

I don't like them fellas who drive in two runs and let in three.

Managing is getting paid for home runs that someone else hits.

Managing is getting paid for home runs that someone else hits.

Don't cut my throat, I may want to do that later myself.

Don't cut my throat, I may want to do that later myself.

I want to thank my parents for letting me play baseball. I'm thankful I had...

I want to thank my parents for letting me play baseball. I'm thankful I had...

Finding good players is easy. Getting them to play as a team is another story.

Finding good players is easy. Getting them to play as a team is another story.

Finding good players is easy. Getting them to play as a team is another story.

Finding good players is easy. Getting them to play as a team is another story.

I want to thank my parents for letting me play baseball. I'm thankful I had...

I want to thank my parents for letting me play baseball. I'm thankful I had...

Baseball is very big at the present time. This makes me think baseball will live...

Baseball is very big at the present time. This makes me think baseball will live...

That game was so famous they never used me.

That game was so famous they never used me.

I don't know if he throws a spitball but he sure spits on the ball.

I don't know if he throws a spitball but he sure spits on the ball.

There are three things you can do in a baseball game. You can win, or...

There are three things you can do in a baseball game. You can win, or...

I got players with bad watches - they can't tell midnight from noon.

I got players with bad watches - they can't tell midnight from noon.