Ability is the art of getting credit for all the home runs somebody else hits.

Quote by Casey Stengel

Topics: Ability Quotes

If you're so smart, let's see you get out of the Army.

If you're so smart, let's see you get out of the Army.

There are three things you can do in a baseball game. You can win, or...

There are three things you can do in a baseball game. You can win, or...

We are in such a slump that even the ones that are drinking aren't hitting.

We are in such a slump that even the ones that are drinking aren't hitting.

I feel greatly honored to have a ballpark named after me, especially since I've been...

I feel greatly honored to have a ballpark named after me, especially since I've been...

Oldtimers weekends and airplane landings are alike. If you can walk away from them, they're...

Oldtimers weekends and airplane landings are alike. If you can walk away from them, they're...

When you are younger you get blamed for crimes you never committed and when you're...

When you are younger you get blamed for crimes you never committed and when you're...

The trouble is not that players have sex the night before a game. It's that...

The trouble is not that players have sex the night before a game. It's that...

I don't know if he throws a spitball but he sure spits on the ball.

I don't know if he throws a spitball but he sure spits on the ball.

If you're playing baseball and thinking about managing, you're crazy. You'd be better off thinking...

If you're playing baseball and thinking about managing, you're crazy. You'd be better off thinking...

I came in here and a fella asked me to have a drink. I said...

I came in here and a fella asked me to have a drink. I said...

Left-handers have more enthusiasm for life. They sleep on the wrong side of the bed,...

Left-handers have more enthusiasm for life. They sleep on the wrong side of the bed,...

If you're playing baseball and thinking about managing, you're crazy. You'd be better off thinking...

If you're playing baseball and thinking about managing, you're crazy. You'd be better off thinking...

The trick is growing up without growing old.

The trick is growing up without growing old.

Been in this game one-hundred years, but I see new ways to lose 'em I...

Been in this game one-hundred years, but I see new ways to lose 'em I...

Most ball games are lost, not won.

Most ball games are lost, not won.

I was not successful as a ball player, as it was a game of skill.

I was not successful as a ball player, as it was a game of skill.

Sure I played, did you think I was born at the age of 70 sitting...

Sure I played, did you think I was born at the age of 70 sitting...

My health is good enough about the shoulders.

My health is good enough about the shoulders.

All healthy men have thought of their own suicide

All healthy men have thought of their own suicide

A wise man should consider that health is the greatest of human blessings, and learn...

A wise man should consider that health is the greatest of human blessings, and learn...