Being with a woman all night never hurt no professional baseball player. It's staying up all night looking for a woman that does him in.

Quote by Casey Stengel

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Ability is the art of getting credit for all the home runs somebody else hits.

Ability is the art of getting credit for all the home runs somebody else hits.

Don't drink in the hotel bar, that's where I do my drinking.

Don't drink in the hotel bar, that's where I do my drinking.

The secret of successful managing is to keep the five guys who hate you away...

The secret of successful managing is to keep the five guys who hate you away...

It's wonderful to meet so many friends that I didn't used to like.

It's wonderful to meet so many friends that I didn't used to like.

There comes a time in every man's life, and I've had plenty of them.

There comes a time in every man's life, and I've had plenty of them.

I feel greatly honored to have a ballpark named after me, especially since I've been...

I feel greatly honored to have a ballpark named after me, especially since I've been...

Been in this game one-hundred years, but I see new ways to lose 'em I...

Been in this game one-hundred years, but I see new ways to lose 'em I...

The Mets have shown me more ways to lose than I even knew existed.

The Mets have shown me more ways to lose than I even knew existed.

All right everyone, line up alphabetically according to your height.

All right everyone, line up alphabetically according to your height.

Well, that's baseball. Rags to riches one day and riches to rags the next. But...

Well, that's baseball. Rags to riches one day and riches to rags the next. But...

The secret of successful managing is to keep the five guys who hate you away...

The secret of successful managing is to keep the five guys who hate you away...

Now there's three things you can do in a baseball game: You can win or...

Now there's three things you can do in a baseball game: You can win or...

The key to being a good manager is keeping the people who hate me away...

The key to being a good manager is keeping the people who hate me away...

I came in here and a fella asked me to have a drink. I said...

I came in here and a fella asked me to have a drink. I said...

I don't like them fellas who drive in two runs and let in three.

I don't like them fellas who drive in two runs and let in three.

Good pitching will always stop good hitting and vice-versa.

Good pitching will always stop good hitting and vice-versa.

The way our luck has been lately, our fellas have been getting hurt on their...

The way our luck has been lately, our fellas have been getting hurt on their...

Now there's three things you can do in a baseball game: You can win or...

Now there's three things you can do in a baseball game: You can win or...

You got to get twenty-seven outs to win.

You got to get twenty-seven outs to win.

Don't cut my throat, I may want to do that later myself.

Don't cut my throat, I may want to do that later myself.