They say some of my stars drink whiskey, but I have found that ones who drink milkshakes don't win many ball games.

Quote by Casey Stengel

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Don't drink in the hotel bar, that's where I do my drinking.

Don't drink in the hotel bar, that's where I do my drinking.

The Mets have shown me more ways to lose than I even knew existed.

The Mets have shown me more ways to lose than I even knew existed.

Look at him. He doesn't drink, he doesn't smoke, he doesn't chew and he doesn't...

Look at him. He doesn't drink, he doesn't smoke, he doesn't chew and he doesn't...

Most ball games are lost, not won.

Most ball games are lost, not won.

I don't know if he throws a spitball but he sure spits on the ball.

I don't know if he throws a spitball but he sure spits on the ball.

Now there's three things you can do in a baseball game: You can win or...

Now there's three things you can do in a baseball game: You can win or...

Managing is getting paid for home runs that someone else hits.

Managing is getting paid for home runs that someone else hits.

The trouble is not that players have sex the night before a game. It's that...

The trouble is not that players have sex the night before a game. It's that...

I came in here and a fella asked me to have a drink. I said...

I came in here and a fella asked me to have a drink. I said...

I stayed up last night and watched the Republican Convention all night long. I watched...

I stayed up last night and watched the Republican Convention all night long. I watched...

Baseball is very big at the present time. This makes me think baseball will live...

Baseball is very big at the present time. This makes me think baseball will live...

There are three things you can do in a baseball game. You can win, or...

There are three things you can do in a baseball game. You can win, or...

The Yankees don't pay me to win every day, just two out of three.

The Yankees don't pay me to win every day, just two out of three.

The team has come along slow but fast.

The team has come along slow but fast.

The key to being a good manager is keeping the people who hate me away...

The key to being a good manager is keeping the people who hate me away...

When you are younger you get blamed for crimes you never committed and when you're...

When you are younger you get blamed for crimes you never committed and when you're...

They told me my services were no longer desired because they wanted to put in...

They told me my services were no longer desired because they wanted to put in...

No baseball pitcher would be worth a darn without a catcher who could handle the...

No baseball pitcher would be worth a darn without a catcher who could handle the...

Oldtimers, weekends, and airplane landings are alike. If you can walk away from them, they're...

Oldtimers, weekends, and airplane landings are alike. If you can walk away from them, they're...

If you're playing baseball and thinking about managing, you're crazy. You'd be better off thinking...

If you're playing baseball and thinking about managing, you're crazy. You'd be better off thinking...