Quotes by Casey Stengel

All right everyone, line up alphabetically according to your height.

#Funny

There comes a time in every man's life, and I've had plenty of them.

#Funny

It's wonderful to meet so many friends that I didn't used to like.

#Friends

How the hell should I know? Most of the people my age are dead. You...

#Age, #Funny

Most people my age are dead at the present time and you can look it...

#Age

Sure I played, did you think I was born at the age of 70 sitting...

#Age

I want to thank my parents for letting me play baseball. I'm thankful I had...

#Parents

They got a lot of kids now whose uniforms are so tight, especially the pants,...

#Television

I want to thank my parents for letting me play baseball. I'm thankful I had...

#Money

They say he's [Yogi Berra] funny. Well, he has a lovely wife and family, a...

#Money

Don't drink in the hotel bar, that's where I do my drinking.

#Drink

I came in here and a fella asked me to have a drink. I said...

#Drink