Their memory's like a train: you can see it getting smaller as it pulls away And the things you can't remember Tell the things you can't forget that History puts a saint in every dream
Quote by Tom Waits
The big print giveth and the small print taketh away.
Champagne for my real friends and real pain for my sham friends.
I'd rather have a bottle in front of me, than a frontal lobotomy.
I'm just trying to make a buck like everyone else.
Don't you know there ain't no devil, it's just god when he's drunk.
I'd rather have a free bottle in front of me than a prefrontal lobotomy.
The piano has been drinking, not me.
Their memory's like a train: you can see it getting smaller as it pulls away...
I admit that I ain't no angel, I admit that I ain't no saint-- I'm...
It's hard to win when you always lose.
George Bush is a fan of mine, he came to see me in the Seventies....
I'm so horny the crack of dawn better watch out.
The large print giveth, but the small print taketh away.
I have six locks on my door all in a row. When I go out,...
Youd be better off dead. I rather you were.
I'm just a bastard child, don't let it go to your head. I'm just a...
If you cannot answer a man's argument, all it not lost; you can still call...
Better off dead than chillin' with the feds.
I hope life isn't a big joke, because I don't get it.
Better off dead, yeah better off dead, why don't you try pushing daisies instead.