Old age is no place for sissies.

Quote by Bette Davis

Topics: Age Quotes, Funny Quotes

A sure way to lose happiness, I found, is to want it at the expense...

A sure way to lose happiness, I found, is to want it at the expense...

Basically, I believe the world is a jungle, and if it's not a bit of...

Basically, I believe the world is a jungle, and if it's not a bit of...

Attempt the impossible in order to improve your work.

Attempt the impossible in order to improve your work.

Wave after wave of love flooded the stage and washed over me, the beginning of...

Wave after wave of love flooded the stage and washed over me, the beginning of...

In this rat-race everybody's guilty till proved innocent!

In this rat-race everybody's guilty till proved innocent!

When a man gives his opinion he's a man. When a woman gives her opinion...

When a man gives his opinion he's a man. When a woman gives her opinion...

I've been lucky. I'll be lucky again.

I've been lucky. I'll be lucky again.

If you want a thing done well, get a couple of old broads to do...

If you want a thing done well, get a couple of old broads to do...

I've lost my faith in science.

I've lost my faith in science.

In this business, until you're known as a monster you're not a star.

In this business, until you're known as a monster you're not a star.

Love is not enough. It must be the foundation, the cornerstone-but not the complete structure....

Love is not enough. It must be the foundation, the cornerstone-but not the complete structure....

Acting should be bigger than life. Scripts should be bigger than life. It should all...

Acting should be bigger than life. Scripts should be bigger than life. It should all...

From the moment I was six I felt sexy. And let me tell you it...

From the moment I was six I felt sexy. And let me tell you it...

There are new words now that excuse everybody. Give me the good old days of...

There are new words now that excuse everybody. Give me the good old days of...

I went back to work because someone had to pay for the groceries.

I went back to work because someone had to pay for the groceries.

Everybody has a heart. Except some people.

Everybody has a heart. Except some people.

That's me: an old kazoo with some sparklers.

That's me: an old kazoo with some sparklers.

It is my last wish to be burried sitting up.

It is my last wish to be burried sitting up.

Sex is God's joke on human beings.

Sex is God's joke on human beings.

With the newspaper strike on, I wouldn't consider dying.

With the newspaper strike on, I wouldn't consider dying.