So yes, I say things I regret constantly, and I just can't help it.

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The thing that cracks me up is how these reality characters start out thrilled and...

The thing that cracks me up is how these reality characters start out thrilled and...

It was a nightmare having cameras in the house 10 hours a day for a...

It was a nightmare having cameras in the house 10 hours a day for a...

Have I gone too far?

Have I gone too far?

I am in love with Larry David.

I am in love with Larry David.

No, I love Montreal... I think I love Montreal more than Montreal loves me... I...

No, I love Montreal... I think I love Montreal more than Montreal loves me... I...

I have friends who are going through chemotherapy, and they make the darkest, most hideous...

I have friends who are going through chemotherapy, and they make the darkest, most hideous...

I'm on every worst-dressed list imaginable.

I'm on every worst-dressed list imaginable.

I can say whatever I want. So do not bring the kids. It's definitely rated...

I can say whatever I want. So do not bring the kids. It's definitely rated...

That's life when you're on the D-list.

That's life when you're on the D-list.

My act is based on my life.

My act is based on my life.

Well, my whole thing with gossip is I couldn't care less if it's true.

Well, my whole thing with gossip is I couldn't care less if it's true.

I hate it, it is tedious... when I write for my act, it is very...

I hate it, it is tedious... when I write for my act, it is very...

I love Mariah Carey. Remember the breakdown? I loved the breakdown.

I love Mariah Carey. Remember the breakdown? I loved the breakdown.

I'm also doing a special for Comedy Central called Autobiography. It's going to be a...

I'm also doing a special for Comedy Central called Autobiography. It's going to be a...

I'm not always in that good with middle-aged heterosexual men.

I'm not always in that good with middle-aged heterosexual men.

I do road gigs occasionally but I don't want to go out on the road...

I do road gigs occasionally but I don't want to go out on the road...

I also love Mole, the unsung hero of reality programming.

I also love Mole, the unsung hero of reality programming.

If you see me on Friday, you'll see different material on Saturday night.

If you see me on Friday, you'll see different material on Saturday night.

I love to make fun of fashion because it is just so silly.

I love to make fun of fashion because it is just so silly.

My act has always reflected what's going on in my life.

My act has always reflected what's going on in my life.