Gwyneth Paltrow names her kid Apple. I'm not going to let that stand.

Quote by Kathy Griffin

Topics: Kathy Griffin Quotes

I'm always listening and watching; my ear is like a boom mike. And judging, frankly....

I'm always listening and watching; my ear is like a boom mike. And judging, frankly....

I actually have to pick and chose stuff that I know I'm going to bomb...

I actually have to pick and chose stuff that I know I'm going to bomb...

If you see me on Friday, you'll see different material on Saturday night.

If you see me on Friday, you'll see different material on Saturday night.

That's what I loved about Temptation Island. I don't even know why they did it.

That's what I loved about Temptation Island. I don't even know why they did it.

I'm also doing a special for Comedy Central called Autobiography. It's going to be a...

I'm also doing a special for Comedy Central called Autobiography. It's going to be a...

Food is my thing, I do not smoke or drink, so food is my vice.

Food is my thing, I do not smoke or drink, so food is my vice.

I think a Celebrity Survivor would be great.

I think a Celebrity Survivor would be great.

But if something funny happens, I can't resist. I have to tell the people.

But if something funny happens, I can't resist. I have to tell the people.

I am in love with Larry David.

I am in love with Larry David.

A lot of celebrities, especially when you're talking about the really big ones, live in...

A lot of celebrities, especially when you're talking about the really big ones, live in...

So I wonder if anything should ever be off limits.

So I wonder if anything should ever be off limits.

I love to make fun of fashion because it is just so silly.

I love to make fun of fashion because it is just so silly.

The beauty about the D-list is that people who are on it probably don't know...

The beauty about the D-list is that people who are on it probably don't know...

I do road gigs occasionally but I don't want to go out on the road...

I do road gigs occasionally but I don't want to go out on the road...

No, I love Montreal... I think I love Montreal more than Montreal loves me... I...

No, I love Montreal... I think I love Montreal more than Montreal loves me... I...

My act has always reflected what's going on in my life.

My act has always reflected what's going on in my life.

A lot of stars don't have a sense of humor.

A lot of stars don't have a sense of humor.

The most unfair thing about life is the way it ends. I mean, life is...

The most unfair thing about life is the way it ends. I mean, life is...

Humor is an affirmation of dignity, a declaration of mans superiority to all that befalls...

Humor is an affirmation of dignity, a declaration of mans superiority to all that befalls...

Calories are just little tiny creatures that live in your closet and sew your clothes...

Calories are just little tiny creatures that live in your closet and sew your clothes...