The business of government is to keep the government out of business - that is, unless business needs government aid
Quote by Will Rogers
There's no trick to being a humorist when you have the whole government working for...
All I know is just what I read in the papers, and that's an alibi...
Ohio claims they are due a president as they haven't had one since Taft. Look...
If the other fellow sells cheaper than you, it is called dumping. 'Course, if you...
Be thankful we're not getting all the government we're paying for.
Old Hollywood is just like a desert water in Africa. Hang around long enough and...
Never miss a good chance to shut up.
The income tax has made liars out of more Americans than golf.
There is nothing so stupid as the educated man if you get him off the...
The only way you can beat the lawyers is to die with nothing.
Politics has become so expensive that it takes a lot of money even to be...
I guess there is nothing that will get your mind off everything like golf. I...
The farmer has to be an optimist or he wouldn't still be a farmer.
We know lots of things we didn't use to know but we don't know any...
This country has gotten where it is in spite of politics, not by the aid...
Worrying is like paying on a debt that may never come due.
I tell you, all politics is apple sauce.
Even if you are on the right track, you will get run over if you...
What if the Hokey Pokey really IS what it's all about?
We don't stop playing because we grow old; We grow old because we stop playing.