Refuse to enter a wet T-Shirt Contest until my breasts look more like breasts, and less like something I should tuck into my pants.

Quote by Kelli Jae Baeli

Topics: Body Quotes, Humor Quotes, Sarcasm Quotes

When one hits the bottom of the Desperation Barrel, there is always someone down there.

When one hits the bottom of the Desperation Barrel, there is always someone down there.

I refuse to enter a wet T-Shirt Contest until my breasts look more like breasts,...

I refuse to enter a wet T-Shirt Contest until my breasts look more like breasts,...

Games lubricate the body and the mind.

Games lubricate the body and the mind.

Nothing can so pierce the soul as the uttermost sigh of the body.

Nothing can so pierce the soul as the uttermost sigh of the body.

If it ever occurs to people to value the honour of the mind equally with...

If it ever occurs to people to value the honour of the mind equally with...

If anything is sacred, the human body is sacred

If anything is sacred, the human body is sacred

Olympism... exalting and combining in a balanced whole the qualities of body, mind and will.

Olympism... exalting and combining in a balanced whole the qualities of body, mind and will.

I don't want my body to be a distraction from my talent or my brain.

I don't want my body to be a distraction from my talent or my brain.

The miser, starving his brother's body, starves also his own soul, and at death shall...

The miser, starving his brother's body, starves also his own soul, and at death shall...

The thing I like about my body is that it's strong. I can move furniture...

The thing I like about my body is that it's strong. I can move furniture...

The face is the mirror of the mind, and eyes without speaking confess the secrets...

The face is the mirror of the mind, and eyes without speaking confess the secrets...

Yes, I have breasts. So does 50% of the population. Do we really have to...

Yes, I have breasts. So does 50% of the population. Do we really have to...

Anguish of mind has driven thousands to suicide; anguish of body, none. This proves that...

Anguish of mind has driven thousands to suicide; anguish of body, none. This proves that...

To resist the frigidity of old age, one must combine the body, the mind, and...

To resist the frigidity of old age, one must combine the body, the mind, and...

The human body has two ends on it: one to create with and one to...

The human body has two ends on it: one to create with and one to...

Our bodies are apt to be our autobiographies.

Our bodies are apt to be our autobiographies.

The body is a house of many windows: there we all sit, showing ourselves and...

The body is a house of many windows: there we all sit, showing ourselves and...

It is because the body is a machine that education is possible. Education is the...

It is because the body is a machine that education is possible. Education is the...

Muscles come and go; flab lasts

Muscles come and go; flab lasts

The pain of the mind is worse than the pain of the body

The pain of the mind is worse than the pain of the body

Fortune and humor govern the world.

Fortune and humor govern the world.

Dear Karma, I really hate you right now, you made your point.

Dear Karma, I really hate you right now, you made your point.