Pride and dignity would belong to women if only men would leave them alone

Quote by Egyptian Proverb

Topics: Dignity Quotes, Men Quotes, Pride Quotes, Women Quotes

Making money selling manure is better than losing money selling musk.

Making money selling manure is better than losing money selling musk.

Do not cease to drink beer, to eat, to intoxicate thyself, to make love, and...

Do not cease to drink beer, to eat, to intoxicate thyself, to make love, and...

Do not cease to drink beer, to eat, to intoxicate thyself, to make love, and...

Do not cease to drink beer, to eat, to intoxicate thyself, to make love, and...

The mouth of a perfectly happy man is filled with beer.

The mouth of a perfectly happy man is filled with beer.

An intelligent man is sometimes forced to be drunk to spend time with his fools.

An intelligent man is sometimes forced to be drunk to spend time with his fools.

Beer is proof that God loves us and wants us to be happy.

Beer is proof that God loves us and wants us to be happy.

You're not drunk if you can lie on the floor without holding on.

You're not drunk if you can lie on the floor without holding on.

She came onto him like a slow movin' cold front -- His beer was warmer...

She came onto him like a slow movin' cold front -- His beer was warmer...

My friend has a baby, I am recording all the noises he makes so I...

My friend has a baby, I am recording all the noises he makes so I...

She came onto him like a slow movin' cold front -- His beer was warmer...

She came onto him like a slow movin' cold front -- His beer was warmer...

Filled with mingled cream and amber I will drain that glass again. Such hilarious visions...

Filled with mingled cream and amber I will drain that glass again. Such hilarious visions...

Beer is living proof that God loves us and wants us to be happy.

Beer is living proof that God loves us and wants us to be happy.

Time is never wasted when you're wasted all the time.

Time is never wasted when you're wasted all the time.

Always do sober what you said you'd do drunk. That will teach you to keep...

Always do sober what you said you'd do drunk. That will teach you to keep...

Drinking beer doesn't make you fat, It makes you lean.... Against bars, tables, chairs, and...

Drinking beer doesn't make you fat, It makes you lean.... Against bars, tables, chairs, and...

For a quart of Ale is a meal for a King.

For a quart of Ale is a meal for a King.

You can't be a real country unless you have a beer and an airline -...

You can't be a real country unless you have a beer and an airline -...

I would kill everyone in this room for a drop of sweet beer.

I would kill everyone in this room for a drop of sweet beer.

God has a brown voice, as soft and full as beer.

God has a brown voice, as soft and full as beer.

Their marketing strategy had to be changed to the young people. That's who buys the...

Their marketing strategy had to be changed to the young people. That's who buys the...