The difference in golf and government is that in golf you can't improve your lie.

Quote by George Deukmejian

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The difference between golf and government is that in golf you can't improve your lie.

The difference between golf and government is that in golf you can't improve your lie.

The difference in golf and government is that in golf you can't improve your lie.

The difference in golf and government is that in golf you can't improve your lie.

My God, he looks like he's beating a chicken.

My God, he looks like he's beating a chicken.

I'm disappointed, but I'm not going to run around like Dennis Rodman and head-butt somebody.

I'm disappointed, but I'm not going to run around like Dennis Rodman and head-butt somebody.

Gimme: an agreement between two losers who can't putt.

Gimme: an agreement between two losers who can't putt.

I regard golf as an expensive way of playing marbles.

I regard golf as an expensive way of playing marbles.

Golf, like measles, should be caught young.

Golf, like measles, should be caught young.

Hey, is this room out of bounds?

Hey, is this room out of bounds?

You must play boldly to win.

You must play boldly to win.

Just knock hell out of it with your right hand.

Just knock hell out of it with your right hand.

Double or nothing down the last hole?

Double or nothing down the last hole?

Golf is typical capitalist lunacy.

Golf is typical capitalist lunacy.

Golf is not a game of good shots. It's a game of bad shots.

Golf is not a game of good shots. It's a game of bad shots.

Nobody buy you and your caddie care what you do out there, and if your...

Nobody buy you and your caddie care what you do out there, and if your...

Sex and golf are the two things you can enjoy even if youre not good...

Sex and golf are the two things you can enjoy even if youre not good...

It's a funny thing, the more I practice the luckier I get

It's a funny thing, the more I practice the luckier I get

Don't play too much golf. Two rounds a day are plenty.

Don't play too much golf. Two rounds a day are plenty.

Arnold [Palmer} has what I call an 'Eisenhower smile'. Those two men, they'd smile and...

Arnold [Palmer} has what I call an 'Eisenhower smile'. Those two men, they'd smile and...

Never give a golfer an ultimatum unless you're prepared to lose.

Never give a golfer an ultimatum unless you're prepared to lose.

I could only hit balls thrown down at my feet.

I could only hit balls thrown down at my feet.

The reality is that zero defects in products plus zero pollution plus zero risk on...

The reality is that zero defects in products plus zero pollution plus zero risk on...