The difference in golf and government is that in golf you can't improve your lie.

Quote by George Deukmejian

Topics: Golf Quotes, Government Quotes

The difference in golf and government is that in golf you can't improve your lie.

The difference in golf and government is that in golf you can't improve your lie.

The difference between golf and government is that in golf you can't improve your lie.

The difference between golf and government is that in golf you can't improve your lie.

Marriage is like pi - natural, irrational, and very important.

Marriage is like pi - natural, irrational, and very important.

I'm not going to vacuum 'til Sears makes one you can ride on.

I'm not going to vacuum 'til Sears makes one you can ride on.

If my mom reads that I'm grammatically incorrect, I'll have hell to pay.

If my mom reads that I'm grammatically incorrect, I'll have hell to pay.

Age after age, the strong have trampled upon the weak; the crafty and heartless have...

Age after age, the strong have trampled upon the weak; the crafty and heartless have...

Strength is the ability to break a chocolate bar into four pieces with your bare...

Strength is the ability to break a chocolate bar into four pieces with your bare...

Whenever I'm caught between two evils, I take the one I've never tried.

Whenever I'm caught between two evils, I take the one I've never tried.

I was three over. One over a house, one over a patio, and one over...

I was three over. One over a house, one over a patio, and one over...

That risky naked trip...from the bathroom to your bedroom.

That risky naked trip...from the bathroom to your bedroom.

Give me a stock clerk with a goal and I'll give you a man who...

Give me a stock clerk with a goal and I'll give you a man who...

Beauty is in the heart of the beholder.

Beauty is in the heart of the beholder.

If you don't want to work, you have to work to earn enough money so...

If you don't want to work, you have to work to earn enough money so...

Always remember that I have taken more out of alcohol than alcohol has taken out...

Always remember that I have taken more out of alcohol than alcohol has taken out...

The older I grow the more I distrust the familiar doctrine that age brings wisdom.

The older I grow the more I distrust the familiar doctrine that age brings wisdom.

Dear Google Maps, your estimated time of arrival is my time to beat.

Dear Google Maps, your estimated time of arrival is my time to beat.

Television is to news what bumper stickers are to philosophy.

Television is to news what bumper stickers are to philosophy.

I hate women because they always know where things are.

I hate women because they always know where things are.

The only thing that interferes with my learning is my education.

The only thing that interferes with my learning is my education.

Always be wary of the Software Engineer who carries a screwdriver.

Always be wary of the Software Engineer who carries a screwdriver.

The best weapon of a dictatorship is secrecy, but the best weapon of a democracy...

The best weapon of a dictatorship is secrecy, but the best weapon of a democracy...