The older theory was, marry an older man because they're more mature. But the new theory is men don't mature. Marry a younger one.

Quote by Rita Rudner

Topics: Funny Quotes, Wedding Quotes

Marriages don't last. When I meet a guy, the first question I ask myself is:...

Marriages don't last. When I meet a guy, the first question I ask myself is:...

Some people think having large breasts makes a woman stupid. Actually, it's quite the opposite:...

Some people think having large breasts makes a woman stupid. Actually, it's quite the opposite:...

My mother buried three husbands - and two of them were only napping.

My mother buried three husbands - and two of them were only napping.

I know I want to have children while my parents are still young enough to...

I know I want to have children while my parents are still young enough to...

I was a vegetarian until I started leaning toward the sunlight.

I was a vegetarian until I started leaning toward the sunlight.

My boyfriend and I broke up. He wanted to get married and I didn't want...

My boyfriend and I broke up. He wanted to get married and I didn't want...

In Hollywood a marriage is a success if it outlasts milk.

In Hollywood a marriage is a success if it outlasts milk.

They usually have two tellers in my local bank, except when it's very busy, when...

They usually have two tellers in my local bank, except when it's very busy, when...

I know I want to have children while my parents are still young enough to...

I know I want to have children while my parents are still young enough to...

When I eventually met Mr. Right I had no idea that his first name was...

When I eventually met Mr. Right I had no idea that his first name was...

A man will go to war, fight and die for his country. But he won't...

A man will go to war, fight and die for his country. But he won't...

I got kicked out of ballet class because I pulled a groin muscle. It wasn't...

I got kicked out of ballet class because I pulled a groin muscle. It wasn't...

I love being married. It's so great to find that one special person you want...

I love being married. It's so great to find that one special person you want...

Men who tell you they read the Ann Summers catalogue for the articles are lying.

Men who tell you they read the Ann Summers catalogue for the articles are lying.

My grandmother was a very tough woman. She buried three husbands and two of them...

My grandmother was a very tough woman. She buried three husbands and two of them...

My husband gave me a necklace. It's fake. I requested fake. Maybe I'm paranoid, but...

My husband gave me a necklace. It's fake. I requested fake. Maybe I'm paranoid, but...

Before I met my husband, I'd never fallen in love. I'd stepped in it a...

Before I met my husband, I'd never fallen in love. I'd stepped in it a...

I think men who have a pierced ear are better prepared for marriage. They've experienced...

I think men who have a pierced ear are better prepared for marriage. They've experienced...

Marriage is a state of antagonistic cooperation.

Marriage is a state of antagonistic cooperation.

I don't know what it takes to make marriage work, but I'm going to keep...

I don't know what it takes to make marriage work, but I'm going to keep...