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Pound notes are the best religion in the world.

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Pound notes are the best religion in the world.

If it was raining soup, the Irish would go out with forks.

If it was raining soup, the Irish would go out with forks.

It is a good deed to forget a poor joke.

It is a good deed to forget a poor joke.

It's not that the Irish are cynical. It's rather that they have a wonderful lack...

It's not that the Irish are cynical. It's rather that they have a wonderful lack...

New York is my Lourdes, where I go for spiritual refreshment... a place where you're...

New York is my Lourdes, where I go for spiritual refreshment... a place where you're...

One drink is too many for me and a thousand not enough.

One drink is too many for me and a thousand not enough.

I'd rather be dead than think about death.

I'd rather be dead than think about death.

When I came back to Dublin I was court marshaled in my absence and sentenced...

When I came back to Dublin I was court marshaled in my absence and sentenced...

The big difference between sex for money and sex for free is that sex for...

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The big difference between sex for money and sex for free is that sex for...

I saw a notice which said, 'Drink Canada Dry' and I've just started.

I saw a notice which said, 'Drink Canada Dry' and I've just started.

I saw a notice that said Drink Canada Dry and I've just started.

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I saw a notice that said Drink Canada Dry and I've just started.

I wish I'd been a mixed infant.

I wish I'd been a mixed infant.

Ah, bless you, Sister, may all your sons be bishops.

Ah, bless you, Sister, may all your sons be bishops.

All publicity is good, except an obituary notice.

All publicity is good, except an obituary notice.

Critics are like eunuchs in a harem; they know how it's done, they've seen it...

Critics are like eunuchs in a harem; they know how it's done, they've seen it...

I am a daylight atheist.

I am a daylight atheist.

I am a drinker with writing problems.

I am a drinker with writing problems.

I have a total irreverence for anything connected with society except that which makes the...

I have a total irreverence for anything connected with society except that which makes the...