Quotes by Brendan Behan

Pound notes are the best religion in the world.

#Funny, #Money

I saw a notice that said Drink Canada Dry and I've just started.

#Drink, #Funny

I saw a notice which said, 'Drink Canada Dry' and I've just started.

#Drink

The big difference between sex for money and sex for free is that sex for...

#Funny, #Gold Digger, #Sex

When I came back to Dublin I was court marshaled in my absence and sentenced...

#Death

I'd rather be dead than think about death.

#Death

One drink is too many for me and a thousand not enough.

#Brendan Behan

New York is my Lourdes, where I go for spiritual refreshment... a place where you're...

#Brendan Behan

It's not that the Irish are cynical. It's rather that they have a wonderful lack...

#Brendan Behan

It is a good deed to forget a poor joke.

#Brendan Behan

If it was raining soup, the Irish would go out with forks.

#Brendan Behan

I wish I'd been a mixed infant.

#Brendan Behan