The Bible was a consolation to a fellow alone in the old cell. The lovely thin paper with a bit of mattress stuffing in it, if you could get a match, was as good a smoke as I ever tasted.
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I have never seen a situation so dismal that a policeman couldn't make it worse.
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The big difference between sex for money and sex for free is that sex for...
The Bible was a consolation to a fellow alone in the old cell. The lovely...
I am a daylight atheist.
It is a good deed to forget a poor joke.
One drink is too many for me and a thousand not enough.
I saw a notice which said, 'Drink Canada Dry' and I've just started.
All publicity is good, except an obituary notice.
Ah, bless you, Sister, may all your sons be bishops.
There is no such thing as bad publicity except your own obituary.
Other people have a nationality. The Irish and the Jews have a psychosis.
When I came back to Dublin I was courtmartialed in my absence and sentenced to...
I wish I'd been a mixed infant.
I'd rather be dead than think about death.
I saw a notice that said Drink Canada Dry and I've just started.
Critics are like eunuchs in a harem; they know how it's done, they've seen it...
I was court-martialled in my absence, and sentenced to death in my absence, so I...
If it was raining soup, the Irish would go out with forks.
I have a total irreverence for anything connected with society except that which makes the...