The statistics on sanity are that one out of every four Americans is suffering from some form of mental illness. Think of your three best friends. If they're okay, then it's you.

Quote by Rita Mae Brown

Topics: Best Friends Quotes, Funny Quotes

Morals are private. Decency is public.

Morals are private. Decency is public.

I finally figured out the only reason to be alive is to enjoy it.

I finally figured out the only reason to be alive is to enjoy it.

Education is a wonderful thing. If you couldn't sign your name you'd have to pay...

Education is a wonderful thing. If you couldn't sign your name you'd have to pay...

The statistics on sanity are that one out of every four Americans are suffering from...

The statistics on sanity are that one out of every four Americans are suffering from...

Writers will happen in the best of families.

Writers will happen in the best of families.

Leroy bet me I couldn't find a pot of gold at the end, and I...

Leroy bet me I couldn't find a pot of gold at the end, and I...

I believe the true function of age is memory. I'm recording as fast as I...

I believe the true function of age is memory. I'm recording as fast as I...

Pornography exists for the lonesome, the ugly, the fearful - it's made for the losers.

Pornography exists for the lonesome, the ugly, the fearful - it's made for the losers.

No government has the right to tell its citizens when or whom to love. The...

No government has the right to tell its citizens when or whom to love. The...

Virginia Woolf said that writers must be androgynous. I'll go a step further. You must...

Virginia Woolf said that writers must be androgynous. I'll go a step further. You must...

What's the point of being a lesbian if a woman is going to look and...

What's the point of being a lesbian if a woman is going to look and...

You don't have to be straight to be in the military; you just have to...

You don't have to be straight to be in the military; you just have to...

About all you can do in life is be who you are. Some people will...

About all you can do in life is be who you are. Some people will...

Women who love women are Lesbians. Men, because they can only think of women in...

Women who love women are Lesbians. Men, because they can only think of women in...

Creativity comes from trust. Trust your instincts. And never hope more than you work

Creativity comes from trust. Trust your instincts. And never hope more than you work

Intuition is a suspension of logic due to impatience.

Intuition is a suspension of logic due to impatience.

Leroy bet me I couldn't find a pot of gold at the end, and I...

Leroy bet me I couldn't find a pot of gold at the end, and I...

I believe you are your work. Don't trade the stuff of your life, time, for...

I believe you are your work. Don't trade the stuff of your life, time, for...

I am a comic writer, which means I get to slay the dragons, and shoot...

I am a comic writer, which means I get to slay the dragons, and shoot...

Lead me not into temptation; I can find the way myself.

Lead me not into temptation; I can find the way myself.