That LIKE A BOSS moment when you turn to the exact page in a book your teacher tells you too.
Being Awesome Quotes
I wish my friends thought I was as awesome as my dog thinks I am.
That awesome feeling you get when you open a jar everyone else was struggling with.
Q:'You don't spoil your grandchildren do you? A:'Not this morning, I haven't seen them yet.'
My Definition of a clean room; a clear path from the door to my bed.
Mom, my friends don't care if my room is messy. They just care if we...
I don't understand how Super Mario can smash blocks with his head but dies when...
Seeing the first question on a test and thinking, 'Yup...I'm screwed.'
Mom, look! 'Very nice.' Oh, that's cool how you saw without actually looking...
Its not how good you are. Its how good you want to be.
I don't like talking on the phone when my parents are listening. So uncomfortable.
Pretending to really care about a teacher's personal life just to waste time in class.
We must teach our children to dream with their eyes open.
That look you give your friend when they say something they weren't supposed to mention...
In 10 years, one of the hardest things kids will have to do, will be...
There can never be any excuse for sacrificing our childrens futures to keep corporate tax...
Only surround yourself with people who will lift you higher.
My mom doesn't understand that even though my room looks dirty to her, I know...
I wish my friends houses were connected to mine via secret tunnel.
That awkward moment when you're at a sleepover and you're the first one to wake...
Never waste a minute thinking of anyone you dont like.
That wtf moment when someone copies my homework but gets a higher grade than me.