That's life when you're on the D-list.

Quote by Kathy Griffin

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I have friends who are going through chemotherapy, and they make the darkest, most hideous...

I have friends who are going through chemotherapy, and they make the darkest, most hideous...

I'm always listening and watching; my ear is like a boom mike. And judging, frankly....

I'm always listening and watching; my ear is like a boom mike. And judging, frankly....

I love to make fun of fashion because it is just so silly.

I love to make fun of fashion because it is just so silly.

I can say whatever I want. So do not bring the kids. It's definitely rated...

I can say whatever I want. So do not bring the kids. It's definitely rated...

I love Mariah Carey. Remember the breakdown? I loved the breakdown.

I love Mariah Carey. Remember the breakdown? I loved the breakdown.

I'm basically always on tour.

I'm basically always on tour.

I hate it, it is tedious... when I write for my act, it is very...

I hate it, it is tedious... when I write for my act, it is very...

A lot of stars don't have a sense of humor.

A lot of stars don't have a sense of humor.

My act has always reflected what's going on in my life.

My act has always reflected what's going on in my life.

Have I gone too far?

Have I gone too far?

So I wonder if anything should ever be off limits.

So I wonder if anything should ever be off limits.

I also love Mole, the unsung hero of reality programming.

I also love Mole, the unsung hero of reality programming.

A lot of celebrities, especially when you're talking about the really big ones, live in...

A lot of celebrities, especially when you're talking about the really big ones, live in...

It was a nightmare having cameras in the house 10 hours a day for a...

It was a nightmare having cameras in the house 10 hours a day for a...

The thing that cracks me up is how these reality characters start out thrilled and...

The thing that cracks me up is how these reality characters start out thrilled and...

I'm also doing a special for Comedy Central called Autobiography. It's going to be a...

I'm also doing a special for Comedy Central called Autobiography. It's going to be a...

So yes, I say things I regret constantly, and I just can't help it.

So yes, I say things I regret constantly, and I just can't help it.

The thing that bums me out about The Real World is I don't want to...

The thing that bums me out about The Real World is I don't want to...

I think a Celebrity Survivor would be great.

I think a Celebrity Survivor would be great.

My act is based on my life.

My act is based on my life.