That's life when you're on the D-list.

Quote by Kathy Griffin

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I am in love with Larry David.

I am in love with Larry David.

I think a Celebrity Survivor would be great.

I think a Celebrity Survivor would be great.

I hate it, it is tedious... when I write for my act, it is very...

I hate it, it is tedious... when I write for my act, it is very...

If you see me on Friday, you'll see different material on Saturday night.

If you see me on Friday, you'll see different material on Saturday night.

I also love Mole, the unsung hero of reality programming.

I also love Mole, the unsung hero of reality programming.

My act is based on my life.

My act is based on my life.

No, I love Montreal... I think I love Montreal more than Montreal loves me... I...

No, I love Montreal... I think I love Montreal more than Montreal loves me... I...

I love to make fun of fashion because it is just so silly.

I love to make fun of fashion because it is just so silly.

I'm basically always on tour.

I'm basically always on tour.

I actually have to pick and chose stuff that I know I'm going to bomb...

I actually have to pick and chose stuff that I know I'm going to bomb...

I'm on every worst-dressed list imaginable.

I'm on every worst-dressed list imaginable.

Have I gone too far?

Have I gone too far?

So I wonder if anything should ever be off limits.

So I wonder if anything should ever be off limits.

It was a nightmare having cameras in the house 10 hours a day for a...

It was a nightmare having cameras in the house 10 hours a day for a...

Food is my thing, I do not smoke or drink, so food is my vice.

Food is my thing, I do not smoke or drink, so food is my vice.

So yes, I say things I regret constantly, and I just can't help it.

So yes, I say things I regret constantly, and I just can't help it.

The thing that bums me out about The Real World is I don't want to...

The thing that bums me out about The Real World is I don't want to...

I have friends who are going through chemotherapy, and they make the darkest, most hideous...

I have friends who are going through chemotherapy, and they make the darkest, most hideous...

That perfect tranquillity of life, which is nowhere to be found but in retreat, a...

That perfect tranquillity of life, which is nowhere to be found but in retreat, a...

I had had an extroverted personality with a lot of friends, but when I lost...

I had had an extroverted personality with a lot of friends, but when I lost...