My Definition of a clean room; a clear path from the door to my bed.

Topics: Kids Quotes, Teenage Quotes

Did you know if you yell 'Bloody Mary' 3 times in the mirror at 3am...

Did you know if you yell 'Bloody Mary' 3 times in the mirror at 3am...

Where are they now that we, the men whom they sent off to war, have...

Where are they now that we, the men whom they sent off to war, have...

No man should bring children into the world who is unwilling to persevere to the...

No man should bring children into the world who is unwilling to persevere to the...

Q:'You don't spoil your grandchildren do you? A:'Not this morning, I haven't seen them yet.'

Q:'You don't spoil your grandchildren do you? A:'Not this morning, I haven't seen them yet.'

Only surround yourself with people who will lift you higher.

Only surround yourself with people who will lift you higher.

The kid next door just challenged me to a water fight! So I thought I'd...

The kid next door just challenged me to a water fight! So I thought I'd...

I don't understand how Super Mario can smash blocks with his head but dies when...

I don't understand how Super Mario can smash blocks with his head but dies when...

I think that the best thing we can do for our children is to allow...

I think that the best thing we can do for our children is to allow...

Time to clean my room: 50% listening to music and dancing around, 49% being lazy,...

Time to clean my room: 50% listening to music and dancing around, 49% being lazy,...

That look you give your friend when they say something they weren't supposed to mention...

That look you give your friend when they say something they weren't supposed to mention...

Because life is a gift, all of us are gifted.

Because life is a gift, all of us are gifted.

Always make the best of the best, and never make bad worse.

Always make the best of the best, and never make bad worse.

My mom doesn't understand that even though my room looks dirty to her, I know...

My mom doesn't understand that even though my room looks dirty to her, I know...

One reason we have children I think is to learn that parts of ourselves we...

One reason we have children I think is to learn that parts of ourselves we...

Many of lifes failures are people who did not realize how close they were to...

Many of lifes failures are people who did not realize how close they were to...

That awkward moment when you're at a sleepover and you're the first one to wake...

That awkward moment when you're at a sleepover and you're the first one to wake...

That LIKE A BOSS moment when you turn to the exact page in a book...

That LIKE A BOSS moment when you turn to the exact page in a book...

At sixteen, the adolescent knows about suffering because he himself has suffered, but he barely...

At sixteen, the adolescent knows about suffering because he himself has suffered, but he barely...

I wasn't aware that answering my mom's question was considered talking back.

I wasn't aware that answering my mom's question was considered talking back.

At college age, you can tell who is best at taking tests and going to...

At college age, you can tell who is best at taking tests and going to...