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Topics: Funny Quotes, Leap Year Quotes

A pessimist is a man who thinks all women are bad. An optimist is one...

A pessimist is a man who thinks all women are bad. An optimist is one...

It takes a big man to cry, but it takes a bigger man to laugh...

It takes a big man to cry, but it takes a bigger man to laugh...

Marriage is an institution and that's where a couple finish up.

Marriage is an institution and that's where a couple finish up.

Friends are like bras: close to your heart and there for support.

Friends are like bras: close to your heart and there for support.

Even if you are on the right track, you will get run over if you...

Even if you are on the right track, you will get run over if you...

Education is what remains when one has forgotten everything he learned in school.

Education is what remains when one has forgotten everything he learned in school.

The phrase, working mother, is redundant.

The phrase, working mother, is redundant.

Females : they hate it when you ask their age, but they'll kill you if...

Females : they hate it when you ask their age, but they'll kill you if...

Tony Blair is like an actor who doesn't really believe in his script himself but...

Tony Blair is like an actor who doesn't really believe in his script himself but...

What the world really needs is more love and less paper work.

What the world really needs is more love and less paper work.

As human beings, our greatness lies not so much in being able to remake the...

As human beings, our greatness lies not so much in being able to remake the...

Zsa Zsa Gabor got married as a one-off, and it was so successful she turned...

Zsa Zsa Gabor got married as a one-off, and it was so successful she turned...

Weve all met people who are supposedly incredibly intelligent but dont know which way to...

Weve all met people who are supposedly incredibly intelligent but dont know which way to...

Learning acquired in youth arrests the evil of old age; and if you understand that...

Learning acquired in youth arrests the evil of old age; and if you understand that...

A girl shuld be two things classy and fabulous.

A girl shuld be two things classy and fabulous.

If youth knew; if age could.

If youth knew; if age could.

Have you ever noticed? Anybody going slower than you is an idiot, and anyone going...

Have you ever noticed? Anybody going slower than you is an idiot, and anyone going...

I don't care how many warnings I get, I am still going to eat raw...

I don't care how many warnings I get, I am still going to eat raw...

Happy Leap Day. According to 30 Rock, which is an authority on these matters: anything...

Happy Leap Day. According to 30 Rock, which is an authority on these matters: anything...

Happy Leap Day! I have an 84-year-old friend who is celebrating his 21st birthday today....

Happy Leap Day! I have an 84-year-old friend who is celebrating his 21st birthday today....