Marriage may often be a stormy lake, but celibacy is almost always a muddy horse pond.

Quote by Thomas Love Peacock

Topics: Celibacy Quotes, Marriage Quotes

There are two reasons for drinking: one is, when you are thirsty, to cure it;...

There are two reasons for drinking: one is, when you are thirsty, to cure it;...

I never failed to convince an audience that the best thing they could do was...

I never failed to convince an audience that the best thing they could do was...

I almost think it is the ultimate destiny of science to exterminate the human race

I almost think it is the ultimate destiny of science to exterminate the human race

Names are changed more readily than doctrines, and doctrines more readily than ceremonies.

Names are changed more readily than doctrines, and doctrines more readily than ceremonies.

The waste of plenty is the resource of scarcity.

The waste of plenty is the resource of scarcity.

Nothing can be more obvious than that all animals were created solely and exclusively for...

Nothing can be more obvious than that all animals were created solely and exclusively for...

A book that furnishes no quotations is no book - it is a plaything.

A book that furnishes no quotations is no book - it is a plaything.

Not drunk is he who from the floor - Can rise alone and still drink...

Not drunk is he who from the floor - Can rise alone and still drink...

And they went out into the fields, and gathered their vineyards, and trode the grapes,...

And they went out into the fields, and gathered their vineyards, and trode the grapes,...

Rules to find out a fit Measure of Meat and Drink.

Rules to find out a fit Measure of Meat and Drink.

So he brought him into his house, and gave provender unto the asses: and they...

So he brought him into his house, and gave provender unto the asses: and they...

I never drink water. I'm afraid it will become habit-forming.

I never drink water. I'm afraid it will become habit-forming.

And king Ahaz commanded Urijah the priest, saying, Upon the great altar burn the morning...

And king Ahaz commanded Urijah the priest, saying, Upon the great altar burn the morning...

Christianity gave Eros poison to drink: he did not die of it but degenerated -...

Christianity gave Eros poison to drink: he did not die of it but degenerated -...

Beer, it's the best damn drink in the world.

Beer, it's the best damn drink in the world.

Ye shall eat the flesh of the mighty, and drink the blood of the princes...

Ye shall eat the flesh of the mighty, and drink the blood of the princes...

Let God work through you and there will be no more duty. Let God shine...

Let God work through you and there will be no more duty. Let God shine...

Miranda was a huge fan of the Yankees. I was a huge fan of being...

Miranda was a huge fan of the Yankees. I was a huge fan of being...

His drink, the running stream; his cup, the bare Of his palm closed; his bed,...

His drink, the running stream; his cup, the bare Of his palm closed; his bed,...

Then Jacob gave Esau bread and pottage of lentiles; and he did eat and drink,...

Then Jacob gave Esau bread and pottage of lentiles; and he did eat and drink,...