Marriage may often be a stormy lake, but celibacy is almost always a muddy horse pond.

Quote by Thomas Love Peacock

Topics: Celibacy Quotes, Marriage Quotes

Nothing can be more obvious than that all animals were created solely and exclusively for...

Nothing can be more obvious than that all animals were created solely and exclusively for...

I almost think it is the ultimate destiny of science to exterminate the human race

I almost think it is the ultimate destiny of science to exterminate the human race

Names are changed more readily than doctrines, and doctrines more readily than ceremonies.

Names are changed more readily than doctrines, and doctrines more readily than ceremonies.

I never failed to convince an audience that the best thing they could do was...

I never failed to convince an audience that the best thing they could do was...

There are two reasons for drinking: one is, when you are thirsty, to cure it;...

There are two reasons for drinking: one is, when you are thirsty, to cure it;...

A book that furnishes no quotations is no book - it is a plaything.

A book that furnishes no quotations is no book - it is a plaything.

The waste of plenty is the resource of scarcity.

The waste of plenty is the resource of scarcity.

Not drunk is he who from the floor - Can rise alone and still drink...

Not drunk is he who from the floor - Can rise alone and still drink...

Live in the sunshine, swim the sea, drink the wild air¦

Live in the sunshine, swim the sea, drink the wild air¦

Though we eat little flesh and drink no wine, Yet let's be merry; we'll have...

Though we eat little flesh and drink no wine, Yet let's be merry; we'll have...

A bird can roost but on one branch, a mouse can drink not more than...

A bird can roost but on one branch, a mouse can drink not more than...

And he said unto her, Give me, I pray thee, a little water to drink;...

And he said unto her, Give me, I pray thee, a little water to drink;...

Thou shalt plant vineyards, and dress them, but shalt neither drink of the wine, nor...

Thou shalt plant vineyards, and dress them, but shalt neither drink of the wine, nor...

And the people murmured against Moses, saying, What shall we drink? / And he cried...

And the people murmured against Moses, saying, What shall we drink? / And he cried...

And his father in law, the damsel's father, retained him; and he abode with him...

And his father in law, the damsel's father, retained him; and he abode with him...

Don't drink in the hotel bar, that's where I do my drinking.

Don't drink in the hotel bar, that's where I do my drinking.

For I was hungry and you gave Me food; I was thirsty and you gave...

For I was hungry and you gave Me food; I was thirsty and you gave...

I was in love with a beautiful blonde once, dear. She drove me to drink....

I was in love with a beautiful blonde once, dear. She drove me to drink....

Rules to find out a fit Measure of Meat and Drink.

Rules to find out a fit Measure of Meat and Drink.

And the priest shall bring them before the LORD, and shall offer his sin offering,...

And the priest shall bring them before the LORD, and shall offer his sin offering,...