Scott Roeben – Quotes Lover

I once dated a girl on the track team. It didn't work out. She kept...

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I once dated a girl on the track team. It didn't work out. She kept...

I'm a terrible lover. I've actually given a woman an anti-climax.

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I'm a terrible lover. I've actually given a woman an anti-climax.

I have no luck with women. I once went on a date and asked the...

#Women

I have no luck with women. I once went on a date and asked the...

Sex is like art. Most of it is pretty bad, and the good stuff is...

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Sex is like art. Most of it is pretty bad, and the good stuff is...

What's the most popular pastime in America? Autoeroticism, hands down.

#Funny, #Sex

What's the most popular pastime in America? Autoeroticism, hands down.

As a lover, I'm about as impressive as a magician on the radio.

#Funny, #Sex

As a lover, I'm about as impressive as a magician on the radio.

They say God has existed from the beginning of time and will exist beyond the...

#Funny, #God

They say God has existed from the beginning of time and will exist beyond the...

Those prizes in Cracker Jacks are a joke. I once got a magnifying glass. It...

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Those prizes in Cracker Jacks are a joke. I once got a magnifying glass. It...

I was on a game show. When I lost, they gave me a lovely parting...

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I was on a game show. When I lost, they gave me a lovely parting...