See we just had a misunderstanding. I thought we lived in the U.S. of A., the United States of America. But actually we live in the U.S. of A., the United States of Advertising. Freedom of expression is guaranteed? If…

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I'm not really a heavy smoker any more. I only get through two lighters a...

I'm not really a heavy smoker any more. I only get through two lighters a...

Watching television is like taking black spray paint to your third eye.

Watching television is like taking black spray paint to your third eye.

You know we armed Iraq. I wondered about that too, you know during the Persian...

You know we armed Iraq. I wondered about that too, you know during the Persian...

You know all that money we spend on the military ever year -- trillions of...

You know all that money we spend on the military ever year -- trillions of...

I left in love, in laughter, and in truth, and wherever truth, love and laughter...

I left in love, in laughter, and in truth, and wherever truth, love and laughter...

I'll show you politics in America. Here it is, right here. 'I think the puppet...

I'll show you politics in America. Here it is, right here. 'I think the puppet...

Supreme Court says pornography is anything without artistic merit that causes sexual thoughts; that's their...

Supreme Court says pornography is anything without artistic merit that causes sexual thoughts; that's their...

Nazis are for the New Age concern

Nazis are for the New Age concern

It's just a ride and we can change it any time we want. It's only...

It's just a ride and we can change it any time we want. It's only...

We all pay for life with death, so everything in between should be free.

We all pay for life with death, so everything in between should be free.

They lie about marijuana. Tell you pot-smoking makes you unmotivated. Lie! When you're high, you...

They lie about marijuana. Tell you pot-smoking makes you unmotivated. Lie! When you're high, you...

I'll show you politics in America. Here it is, right here. 'I think the puppet...

I'll show you politics in America. Here it is, right here. 'I think the puppet...

People ask me what I think about that woman priest thing. What, a woman priest?...

People ask me what I think about that woman priest thing. What, a woman priest?...

I've learned a lot about women. I think I've learned exactly how the fall of...

I've learned a lot about women. I think I've learned exactly how the fall of...

Go back to bed, America, your government has figured out how it all transpired. Go...

Go back to bed, America, your government has figured out how it all transpired. Go...

One of my big fears in life is that I'm gonna die and my parents...

One of my big fears in life is that I'm gonna die and my parents...

To make marijuana against the law is like saying God made a mistake.

To make marijuana against the law is like saying God made a mistake.

When I need to free my mind I can find, satisfaction in a bag of...

When I need to free my mind I can find, satisfaction in a bag of...

I be getting high just to balance out the lows.

I be getting high just to balance out the lows.

If you substitute marijuana for tobacco and alcohol, youll add eight to 24 years to...

If you substitute marijuana for tobacco and alcohol, youll add eight to 24 years to...

I was gonna go to work, but then I got high. I just got a...

I was gonna go to work, but then I got high. I just got a...

Penalties against possession of a drug should not be more damaging to an individual than...

Penalties against possession of a drug should not be more damaging to an individual than...

Don't do drugs because if you do drugs you'll go to prison, and drugs are...

Don't do drugs because if you do drugs you'll go to prison, and drugs are...

Just hit the blunt one time and see if it don't change your perception on...

Just hit the blunt one time and see if it don't change your perception on...

Breakin down the weed about to make a plane, a hundred niggas wit me all...

Breakin down the weed about to make a plane, a hundred niggas wit me all...

Discussin' life and all our common goals, smart kids that smoke weed, honor roll.

Discussin' life and all our common goals, smart kids that smoke weed, honor roll.

When I was a kid I inhaled frequently. That was the point.

When I was a kid I inhaled frequently. That was the point.

If you ain't got a good job and you ain't smokin' weed, then I dont...

If you ain't got a good job and you ain't smokin' weed, then I dont...

I was gonna clean my room, until I got high. I was gonna get up...

I was gonna clean my room, until I got high. I was gonna get up...

I wasn't gonna run from the cops, but I was high. I was gonna pull...

I wasn't gonna run from the cops, but I was high. I was gonna pull...

Is marijuana addictive? Yes, in the sense that most of the really pleasant things in...

Is marijuana addictive? Yes, in the sense that most of the really pleasant things in...