You know we armed Iraq. I wondered about that too, you know during the Persian Gulf war those intelligence reports would come out: Iraq: incredible weapons - incredible weapons. How do you know that? Uh, well...we looked at the receipts.

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Dinosaur fossils? God put those there to test our faith." Thank God I'm strapped in...

Dinosaur fossils? God put those there to test our faith.

See we just had a misunderstanding. I thought we lived in the U.S. of A.,...

See we just had a misunderstanding. I thought we lived in the U.S. of A.,...

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They lie about marijuana. Tell you pot-smoking makes you unmotivated. Lie! When you're high, you...

I'll show you politics in America. Here it is, right here. 'I think the puppet...

I'll show you politics in America. Here it is, right here. 'I think the puppet...

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I've learned a lot about women. I think I've learned exactly how the fall of...

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I'm not really a heavy smoker any more. I only get through two lighters a...

I'm gonna share with you a vision that I had, cause I love you. And...

I'm gonna share with you a vision that I had, cause I love you. And...

To make marijuana against the law is like saying God made a mistake.

To make marijuana against the law is like saying God made a mistake.

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You know all that money we spend on the military ever year -- trillions of...

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Does anyone here work in advertising or marketing? Well if you do, when you get...

I left in love, in laughter, and in truth, and wherever truth, love and laughter...

I left in love, in laughter, and in truth, and wherever truth, love and laughter...

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One of my big fears in life is that I'm gonna die and my parents...

Watching television is like taking black spray paint to your third eye.

Watching television is like taking black spray paint to your third eye.

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People ask me what I think about that woman priest thing. What, a woman priest?...

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They lie about marijuana. Tell you pot-smoking makes you unmotivated. Lie! When you're high, you...

Nazis are for the New Age concern.

Nazis are for the New Age concern.

It's just a ride and we can change it any time we want. It's only...

It's just a ride and we can change it any time we want. It's only...

Oh yeah drugs, ya gotta have drugs.

Oh yeah drugs, ya gotta have drugs.

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I can't cook. I use a smoke alarm as a timer.

It all bottomed out with the Renaissance Period. Ren-ais-sance. Thats Renaissance, FRENCH for re-birth. Re-nais-sance....

It all bottomed out with the Renaissance Period. Ren-ais-sance. Thats Renaissance, FRENCH for re-birth. Re-nais-sance....