Watching television is like taking black spray paint to your third eye.

Quote by Bill Hicks

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You know all that money we spend on the military ever year -- trillions of...

You know all that money we spend on the military ever year -- trillions of...

See we just had a misunderstanding. I thought we lived in the U.S. of A.,...

See we just had a misunderstanding. I thought we lived in the U.S. of A.,...

Nazis are for the New Age concern.

Nazis are for the New Age concern.

Go back to bed, America, your government has figured out how it all transpired. Go...

Go back to bed, America, your government has figured out how it all transpired. Go...

We gotta come to some new ideas about life folks ok? I'm not being blase...

We gotta come to some new ideas about life folks ok? I'm not being blase...

People ask me what I think about that woman priest thing. What, a woman priest?...

People ask me what I think about that woman priest thing. What, a woman priest?...

Supreme Court says pornography is anything without artistic merit that causes sexual thoughts; that's their...

Supreme Court says pornography is anything without artistic merit that causes sexual thoughts; that's their...

I'll show you politics in America. Here it is, right here. 'I think the puppet...

I'll show you politics in America. Here it is, right here. 'I think the puppet...

One of my big fears in life is that I'm gonna die and my parents...

One of my big fears in life is that I'm gonna die and my parents...

I've learned a lot about women. I think I've learned exactly how the fall of...

I've learned a lot about women. I think I've learned exactly how the fall of...

We all pay for life with death, so everything in between should be free.

We all pay for life with death, so everything in between should be free.

I'll show you politics in America. Here it is, right here. 'I think the puppet...

I'll show you politics in America. Here it is, right here. 'I think the puppet...

Nazis are for the New Age concern

Nazis are for the New Age concern

It's just a ride and we can change it any time we want. It's only...

It's just a ride and we can change it any time we want. It's only...

To make marijuana against the law is like saying God made a mistake.

To make marijuana against the law is like saying God made a mistake.

You know we armed Iraq. I wondered about that too, you know during the Persian...

You know we armed Iraq. I wondered about that too, you know during the Persian...

They lie about marijuana. Tell you pot-smoking makes you unmotivated. Lie! When you're high, you...

They lie about marijuana. Tell you pot-smoking makes you unmotivated. Lie! When you're high, you...

Discussin' life and all our common goals, smart kids that smoke weed, honor roll.

Discussin' life and all our common goals, smart kids that smoke weed, honor roll.

When I need to free my mind I can find, satisfaction in a bag of...

When I need to free my mind I can find, satisfaction in a bag of...

When you smoke the herb, it reveals you to yourself.

When you smoke the herb, it reveals you to yourself.

Marijuana is not a drug!!! I used to suck dick for coke! You ever suck...

Marijuana is not a drug!!! I used to suck dick for coke! You ever suck...

If you substitute marijuana for tobacco and alcohol, youll add eight to 24 years to...

If you substitute marijuana for tobacco and alcohol, youll add eight to 24 years to...

I messed up my entire life, because I got high. I lost my kids and...

I messed up my entire life, because I got high. I lost my kids and...

Just hit the blunt one time and see if it don't change your perception on...

Just hit the blunt one time and see if it don't change your perception on...

I was gonna go to court, before I got high. I was gonna pay my...

I was gonna go to court, before I got high. I was gonna pay my...

If I ain't there when you blaze a blunt nigga huh, please think of me.

If I ain't there when you blaze a blunt nigga huh, please think of me.

Penalties against possession of a drug should not be more damaging to an individual than...

Penalties against possession of a drug should not be more damaging to an individual than...

Catch me smoking weed where the Wild things are.

Catch me smoking weed where the Wild things are.

They've outlawed the number one vegetable on the planet.

They've outlawed the number one vegetable on the planet.

I was gonna go to class, before I got high. I coulda cheated and I...

I was gonna go to class, before I got high. I coulda cheated and I...