Watching television is like taking black spray paint to your third eye.

Quote by Bill Hicks

Topics: Television Quotes

I'm not really a heavy smoker any more. I only get through two lighters a...

I'm not really a heavy smoker any more. I only get through two lighters a...

Go back to bed, America, your government has figured out how it all transpired. Go...

Go back to bed, America, your government has figured out how it all transpired. Go...

Nazis are for the New Age concern

Nazis are for the New Age concern

Nazis are for the New Age concern.

Nazis are for the New Age concern.

See we just had a misunderstanding. I thought we lived in the U.S. of A.,...

See we just had a misunderstanding. I thought we lived in the U.S. of A.,...

I'll show you politics in America. Here it is, right here. 'I think the puppet...

I'll show you politics in America. Here it is, right here. 'I think the puppet...

You know all that money we spend on the military ever year -- trillions of...

You know all that money we spend on the military ever year -- trillions of...

I'm gonna share with you a vision that I had, cause I love you. And...

I'm gonna share with you a vision that I had, cause I love you. And...

Does anyone here work in advertising or marketing? Well if you do, when you get...

Does anyone here work in advertising or marketing? Well if you do, when you get...

I've learned a lot about women. I think I've learned exactly how the fall of...

I've learned a lot about women. I think I've learned exactly how the fall of...

We gotta come to some new ideas about life folks ok? I'm not being blase...

We gotta come to some new ideas about life folks ok? I'm not being blase...

Dinosaur fossils? God put those there to test our faith." Thank God I'm strapped in...

Dinosaur fossils? God put those there to test our faith.

They lie about marijuana. Tell you pot-smoking makes you unmotivated. Lie! When you're high, you...

They lie about marijuana. Tell you pot-smoking makes you unmotivated. Lie! When you're high, you...

To make marijuana against the law is like saying God made a mistake.

To make marijuana against the law is like saying God made a mistake.

You know we armed Iraq. I wondered about that too, you know during the Persian...

You know we armed Iraq. I wondered about that too, you know during the Persian...

I love talking about the Kennedy assasination. The reason I do is because I'm fascinated...

I love talking about the Kennedy assasination. The reason I do is because I'm fascinated...

I'll show you politics in America. Here it is, right here. 'I think the puppet...

I'll show you politics in America. Here it is, right here. 'I think the puppet...

Leaving prices out of the picture is probably the source of more fallacies in economics...

Leaving prices out of the picture is probably the source of more fallacies in economics...

PUSH, n. One of the two things mainly conducive to success, especially in politics. The...

PUSH, n. One of the two things mainly conducive to success, especially in politics. The...

In inner-party politics, these methods lead, as we shall yet see, to this: the party...

In inner-party politics, these methods lead, as we shall yet see, to this: the party...