Love isn't an emotion or an instinct - it's an art.

Quote by Mae West

Topics: Mae West Quotes

It's hard to be funny when you have to be clean.

It's hard to be funny when you have to be clean.

It's not the men in my life that count, it's the life in my men.

It's not the men in my life that count, it's the life in my men.

Opportunity knocks for every man, but you have to give a woman a ring.

Opportunity knocks for every man, but you have to give a woman a ring.

When I'm good I'm very, very good, but when I'm bad, I'm better.

When I'm good I'm very, very good, but when I'm bad, I'm better.

You're never too old to become younger

You're never too old to become younger

I wrote the story myself. It's about a girl who lost her reputation and never...

I wrote the story myself. It's about a girl who lost her reputation and never...

I'd like to see Paris before I die. Philadelphia will do.

I'd like to see Paris before I die. Philadelphia will do.

I believe in censorship. I made a fortune out of it.

I believe in censorship. I made a fortune out of it.

A woman who pretends to laugh at love is like a child who sings at...

A woman who pretends to laugh at love is like a child who sings at...

Don't cry for a man who's left you, the next one may fall for your...

Don't cry for a man who's left you, the next one may fall for your...

Save a boyfriend for a rainy dayand another, in case it doesn't rain.

Save a boyfriend for a rainy dayand another, in case it doesn't rain.

Saving love doesn't bring any interest.

Saving love doesn't bring any interest.

Any time you've got nothing to do and lots of time to do it come...

Any time you've got nothing to do and lots of time to do it come...

A woman in love can't be reasonable--or she probably wouldn't be in love.

A woman in love can't be reasonable--or she probably wouldn't be in love.

Marriage is when a man and woman become as one; the trouble starts when they...

Marriage is when a man and woman become as one; the trouble starts when they...

Loves conquers all things except poverty and toothache.

Loves conquers all things except poverty and toothache.

Cultivate your curves - they may be dangerous but they won't be avoided.

Cultivate your curves - they may be dangerous but they won't be avoided.

I always say, keep a diary and someday it'll keep you.

I always say, keep a diary and someday it'll keep you.

A man in the house is worth two in the street.

A man in the house is worth two in the street.

It ain't no sin if you crack a few laws now and then, just so...

It ain't no sin if you crack a few laws now and then, just so...