Marriage is a great institution. No family should be without it.
Quote by Mae West
Some women pick men to marry--and others pick them to pieces
It ain't no sin if you crack a few laws now and then, just so...
It's not the men in my life that count, it's the life in my men.
Saving love doesn't bring any interest.
I never worry about diets. The only carrots that interest me are the number you...
A man's kiss is his signature.
I never loved another person the way I loved myself.
Keep a diary, and someday it'll keep you.
A dame that knows the ropes isn't likely to get tied up.
To err is human, but it feels divine.
A man can be short and dumpy and getting bald but if he has fire,...
Loves conquers all things except poverty and toothache.
Women are as old as they feel - and men are old when they lose...
An orgasm a day keeps the doctor away
When choosing between two evils, I always like to take the one I've never tried...
I'm no model lady. A model's just an imitation of the real thing.
If I asked for a cup of coffee, someone would search for the double meaning.
Love conquers all things except poverty and toothache.
Those who are easily shocked should be shocked more often.
When I'm good I'm very, very good, but when I'm bad, I'm better.