Marriage is when a man and woman become as one; the trouble starts when they try to decide which one

Quote by Mae West

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Look your best--who said love is blind?

Look your best--who said love is blind?

It's not the men in your life that matters, it's the life in your men.

It's not the men in your life that matters, it's the life in your men.

Women are as old as they feel - and men are old when they lose...

Women are as old as they feel - and men are old when they lose...

Loves conquers all things except poverty and toothache.

Loves conquers all things except poverty and toothache.

Love isn't an emotion or an instinct - it's an art.

Love isn't an emotion or an instinct - it's an art.

To err is human, but it feels divine.

To err is human, but it feels divine.

Personally, I like two types of men - domestic and foreign.

Personally, I like two types of men - domestic and foreign.

I've been in more laps than a napkin.

I've been in more laps than a napkin.

A man in the house is worth two in the street.

A man in the house is worth two in the street.

Kiss and make up--but too much makeup has ruined many a kiss.

Kiss and make up--but too much makeup has ruined many a kiss.

I'm no model lady. A model's just an imitation of the real thing.

I'm no model lady. A model's just an imitation of the real thing.

His mother should have thrown him out and kept the stork.

His mother should have thrown him out and kept the stork.

A woman who pretends to laugh at love is like a child who sings at...

A woman who pretends to laugh at love is like a child who sings at...

A man has one hundred dollars and you leave him with two dollars, that's subtraction.

A man has one hundred dollars and you leave him with two dollars, that's subtraction.

It's not the men in my life that counts--it's the life in my men.

It's not the men in my life that counts--it's the life in my men.

Right now I think censorship is necessary; the things they're doing and saying in films...

Right now I think censorship is necessary; the things they're doing and saying in films...

When I'm good, I'm very good. But when I'm bad I'm better.

When I'm good, I'm very good. But when I'm bad I'm better.

Too many girls follow the line of least resistance--but a good line is hard to...

Too many girls follow the line of least resistance--but a good line is hard to...

Put your hand on a hot stove for a minute, and it seems like an...

Put your hand on a hot stove for a minute, and it seems like an...

Facebook's timeline is my favorite way to watch girls from high school get fat.

Facebook's timeline is my favorite way to watch girls from high school get fat.