I always say, keep a diary and someday it'll keep you.

Quote by Mae West

Topics: Mae West Quotes

It's not the men in my life that counts--it's the life in my men.

It's not the men in my life that counts--it's the life in my men.

I'm a woman of very few words, but lots of action.

I'm a woman of very few words, but lots of action.

Love thy neighbor - and if he happens to be tall, debonair and devastating, it...

Love thy neighbor - and if he happens to be tall, debonair and devastating, it...

I only like two kinds of men, domestic and imported.

I only like two kinds of men, domestic and imported.

When I'm good I'm very, very good, but when I'm bad, I'm better.

When I'm good I'm very, very good, but when I'm bad, I'm better.

Men are all alike...except the one you've met who's different.

Men are all alike...except the one you've met who's different.

You only live once, but if you do it right, once is enough.

You only live once, but if you do it right, once is enough.

The score never interested me, only the game.

The score never interested me, only the game.

I used to be Snow White, but I drifted.

I used to be Snow White, but I drifted.

Don't marry a man to reform him - that's what reform schools are for.

Don't marry a man to reform him - that's what reform schools are for.

Between two evils, I always pick the one I never tried before.

Between two evils, I always pick the one I never tried before.

I don't know a lot about politics, but I can recognise a good party man...

I don't know a lot about politics, but I can recognise a good party man...

It takes two to get one in trouble.

It takes two to get one in trouble.

I'm no model lady. A model's just an imitation of the real thing.

I'm no model lady. A model's just an imitation of the real thing.

It ain't no sin if you crack a few laws now and then, just so...

It ain't no sin if you crack a few laws now and then, just so...

Save a boyfriend for a rainy day - and another, in case it doesn't rain.

Save a boyfriend for a rainy day - and another, in case it doesn't rain.

When a man gets up to speak, people listen, then look. When a woman gets...

When a man gets up to speak, people listen, then look. When a woman gets...

Too much of a good thing can be taxing.

Too much of a good thing can be taxing.

He who hesitates is a damned fool.

He who hesitates is a damned fool.

A dame that knows the ropes isn't likely to get tied up.

A dame that knows the ropes isn't likely to get tied up.