Ill try anything once, twice if I like it, three times to make sure.

Quote by Mae West

Topics: Diva Quotes

It's hard to be funny when you have to be clean.

It's hard to be funny when you have to be clean.

Marriage is a great institution, but I'm not ready for an institution.

Marriage is a great institution, but I'm not ready for an institution.

Anything worth doing is worth doing slowly.

Anything worth doing is worth doing slowly.

To err is human, but is feels divine.

To err is human, but is feels divine.

I only like two kinds of men, domestic and imported.

I only like two kinds of men, domestic and imported.

Whenever I'm caught between two evils, I take the one I've never tried.

Whenever I'm caught between two evils, I take the one I've never tried.

I'm no model lady. A model's just an imitation of the real thing.

I'm no model lady. A model's just an imitation of the real thing.

A woman who pretends to laugh at love is like a child who sings at...

A woman who pretends to laugh at love is like a child who sings at...

His mother should have thrown him out and kept the stork.

His mother should have thrown him out and kept the stork.

Keep a diary, and someday it'll keep you.

Keep a diary, and someday it'll keep you.

Say what you want about long dresses, but they cover a multitude of shins.

Say what you want about long dresses, but they cover a multitude of shins.

It takes two to get one in trouble.

It takes two to get one in trouble.

Those who are easily shocked should be shocked more often.

Those who are easily shocked should be shocked more often.

You only live once, but if you do it right, once is enough.

You only live once, but if you do it right, once is enough.

An ounce of performance is worth pounds of promises.

An ounce of performance is worth pounds of promises.

I always say, keep a diary and someday it'll keep you.

I always say, keep a diary and someday it'll keep you.

I enjoyed the courtroom as just another stage but not so amusing as Broadway.

I enjoyed the courtroom as just another stage but not so amusing as Broadway.

A dame that knows the ropes isn't likely to get tied up.

A dame that knows the ropes isn't likely to get tied up.

Ten men waiting for me at the door? Send one of them home, I'm tired.

Ten men waiting for me at the door? Send one of them home, I'm tired.

Don't keep a man guessing too long - he's sure to find the answer somewhere...

Don't keep a man guessing too long - he's sure to find the answer somewhere...