I don't understand why people don't remember my name.

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I sang in the choir for years, even though my family belonged to another church.

I sang in the choir for years, even though my family belonged to another church.

Food was a constant topic of conversation in our household.

Food was a constant topic of conversation in our household.

Someday I'm going to go onstage in a dress if I want to.

Someday I'm going to go onstage in a dress if I want to.

The whole romantic part of my life was a wipeout. I didn't even own a...

The whole romantic part of my life was a wipeout. I didn't even own a...

I may find something that looks interesting and then go on to alter the recipe...

I may find something that looks interesting and then go on to alter the recipe...

It was the worst moment of my life. The producer came up and talked me...

It was the worst moment of my life. The producer came up and talked me...

My kitchen is not a place to live in. I made it white so I...

My kitchen is not a place to live in. I made it white so I...

I don't know who the hell Paul Lynde is, or why he's funny, and I...

I don't know who the hell Paul Lynde is, or why he's funny, and I...

When I said I didn't have a cent, I didn't. I used to get annoyed...

When I said I didn't have a cent, I didn't. I used to get annoyed...

My father was adamant in his disapproval of my interest in show business.

My father was adamant in his disapproval of my interest in show business.

I don't always prepare such rich meals. Sometimes I'll just serve a simple quiche, salad...

I don't always prepare such rich meals. Sometimes I'll just serve a simple quiche, salad...

I laughed all the way through Love Story.

I laughed all the way through Love Story.

A room is like a stage. If you see it without lighting, it can be...

A room is like a stage. If you see it without lighting, it can be...

I wish I had the nerve not to tip.

I wish I had the nerve not to tip.

When I said I didn't have a cent, I didn't. I used to get annoyed...

When I said I didn't have a cent, I didn't. I used to get annoyed...

If I'm not working, I don't know what to do.

If I'm not working, I don't know what to do.

My following is straight. I'm so glad.

My following is straight. I'm so glad.

I have an ulcer. It has an IQ of 185.

I have an ulcer. It has an IQ of 185.

I was obsessed with being rich and famous.

I was obsessed with being rich and famous.

I'm Liberace without a piano.

I'm Liberace without a piano.