I don't understand why people don't remember my name.

Quote by Paul Lynde

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I don't know who the hell Paul Lynde is, or why he's funny, and I...

I don't know who the hell Paul Lynde is, or why he's funny, and I...

My kitchen is not a place to live in. I made it white so I...

My kitchen is not a place to live in. I made it white so I...

My father was adamant in his disapproval of my interest in show business.

My father was adamant in his disapproval of my interest in show business.

I may find something that looks interesting and then go on to alter the recipe...

I may find something that looks interesting and then go on to alter the recipe...

My sisters said, Why do you make those faces? You make yourself so ugly.

My sisters said, Why do you make those faces? You make yourself so ugly.

I was obsessed with being rich and famous.

I was obsessed with being rich and famous.

I wish I had the nerve not to tip.

I wish I had the nerve not to tip.

I don't always prepare such rich meals. Sometimes I'll just serve a simple quiche, salad...

I don't always prepare such rich meals. Sometimes I'll just serve a simple quiche, salad...

Learning lines is on my mind until I do know them. I'll read the paper...

Learning lines is on my mind until I do know them. I'll read the paper...

Mothers don't want to pinch me or put me in their purse.

Mothers don't want to pinch me or put me in their purse.

I feel now it's useless to keep hoping. The way things are today, we live...

I feel now it's useless to keep hoping. The way things are today, we live...

Comedy is exaggerated realism. It can be stretched to the almost ludicrous, but it must...

Comedy is exaggerated realism. It can be stretched to the almost ludicrous, but it must...

I have this beautiful antique silver wine decanter that I bought at an auction. I...

I have this beautiful antique silver wine decanter that I bought at an auction. I...

I sang in the choir for years, even though my family belonged to another church.

I sang in the choir for years, even though my family belonged to another church.

An actor shouldn't undergo psychoanalysis, because there are a lot of things you're better off...

An actor shouldn't undergo psychoanalysis, because there are a lot of things you're better off...

It was the worst moment of my life. The producer came up and talked me...

It was the worst moment of my life. The producer came up and talked me...

The doctor's name was Sylvia. I told her she'd have a problem with me because...

The doctor's name was Sylvia. I told her she'd have a problem with me because...

Food was a constant topic of conversation in our household.

Food was a constant topic of conversation in our household.

The dining room in my old house was truly magnificent, but by far the worst...

The dining room in my old house was truly magnificent, but by far the worst...

Someday I'm going to go onstage in a dress if I want to.

Someday I'm going to go onstage in a dress if I want to.