My dad was a ham, too. He could sell those women anything. Of all his sons, I was the only one he could trust to sell as well as he could. I was proud of that.
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Paul Lynde Quotes
I don't always prepare such rich meals. Sometimes I'll just serve a simple quiche, salad...
My father was adamant in his disapproval of my interest in show business.
I don't know who the hell Paul Lynde is, or why he's funny, and I...
Someday I'm going to go onstage in a dress if I want to.
My table seats eight, so that's my maximum. Having a small number of guests is...
An actor shouldn't undergo psychoanalysis, because there are a lot of things you're better off...
The dining room in my old house was truly magnificent, but by far the worst...
I feel now it's useless to keep hoping. The way things are today, we live...
I have an ulcer. It has an IQ of 185.
I'm Liberace without a piano.
I can't even get three weeks off to have cosmetic surgery.
I don't understand why people don't remember my name.
Mothers don't want to pinch me or put me in their purse.
When I said I didn't have a cent, I didn't. I used to get annoyed...
A closet full of wire hangers can be the most dangerous place in the world.
I may find something that looks interesting and then go on to alter the recipe...
Sandwiches are wonderful. You don't need a spoon or a plate!
It was the worst moment of my life. The producer came up and talked me...
My sisters said, Why do you make those faces? You make yourself so ugly.
If I ever completely lost my nervousness I would be frightened half to death.