My dad was a ham, too. He could sell those women anything. Of all his sons, I was the only one he could trust to sell as well as he could. I was proud of that.

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I have this beautiful antique silver wine decanter that I bought at an auction. I...

I have this beautiful antique silver wine decanter that I bought at an auction. I...

Sandwiches are wonderful. You don't need a spoon or a plate!

Sandwiches are wonderful. You don't need a spoon or a plate!

I'm Liberace without a piano.

I'm Liberace without a piano.

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The doctor's name was Sylvia. I told her she'd have a problem with me because...

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The dining room in my old house was truly magnificent, but by far the worst...

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The whole romantic part of my life was a wipeout. I didn't even own a...

My sisters said, Why do you make those faces? You make yourself so ugly.

My sisters said, Why do you make those faces? You make yourself so ugly.

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A room is like a stage. If you see it without lighting, it can be...

I can't even get three weeks off to have cosmetic surgery.

I can't even get three weeks off to have cosmetic surgery.

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A closet full of wire hangers can be the most dangerous place in the world.

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I laughed all the way through Love Story.

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Learning lines is on my mind until I do know them. I'll read the paper...

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I often go on a liquid fast a couple of days a week. I never...

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I don't always prepare such rich meals. Sometimes I'll just serve a simple quiche, salad...

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If I hadn't become a celebrity, I'd probably be an alcoholic.

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Mothers don't want to pinch me or put me in their purse.

My father was adamant in his disapproval of my interest in show business.

My father was adamant in his disapproval of my interest in show business.

I sang in the choir for years, even though my family belonged to another church.

I sang in the choir for years, even though my family belonged to another church.

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Architects and engineers are among the most fortunate of men since they build their own...

Almost everyone has or will experience getting dumped in their lifetime. Unless, of course, you're...

Almost everyone has or will experience getting dumped in their lifetime. Unless, of course, you're...