Deena kinda reminded me of like a dirty Chihuahua, just barking, and like you kinda just wanna smack it to the side.

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Luigi is like the guido Mr. Miagi. Hes this old guy who doesnt look like...

Luigi is like the guido Mr. Miagi. Hes this old guy who doesnt look like...

Nicole is in a relationship with Jionni. Mike wants to ruin that. Its like a...

Nicole is in a relationship with Jionni. Mike wants to ruin that. Its like a...

Burgers for the boys!

Burgers for the boys!

Im like chill out, Freckles McGee.

Im like chill out, Freckles McGee.

Id rather have f*ckin Angelina back!

Id rather have f*ckin Angelina back!

It took five minutes for them to get their smush on. No wonder Sam never...

It took five minutes for them to get their smush on. No wonder Sam never...

JWOWW's p*ssy must be rainbows & pasta treasure.

JWOWW's p*ssy must be rainbows & pasta treasure.

Girls love a DJ, so once they see me behind the wheels of steel over...

Girls love a DJ, so once they see me behind the wheels of steel over...

Youve never heard of a shower caddy, dawg?!

Youve never heard of a shower caddy, dawg?!

I aint wearing this shirt when we go out; this is the shirt BEFORE the...

I aint wearing this shirt when we go out; this is the shirt BEFORE the...

GTL...Gym, tan, laundry

GTL...Gym, tan, laundry

The answer is.. day one, I had to pull the eject button.

The answer is.. day one, I had to pull the eject button.

You think they sell eyelashes in Italy. Its kind of like another world. I dont...

You think they sell eyelashes in Italy. Its kind of like another world. I dont...

Being drunk is a beautiful thing sometimes.

Being drunk is a beautiful thing sometimes.

I have Vinny in the house now, maybe I dont need the vibrator, well see

I have Vinny in the house now, maybe I dont need the vibrator, well see

What voltage is it? Cause if thats 18-thousand, if your voltage is 16-hundred, you need...

What voltage is it? Cause if thats 18-thousand, if your voltage is 16-hundred, you need...

No granata per favore. -Vinny

No granata per favore. -Vinny

I had a Shnooky night.

I had a Shnooky night.

This is The Situation right here, my abs are so ripped up it's.. we call...

This is The Situation right here, my abs are so ripped up it's.. we call...

Snooki walks in the door with this Gremlin look-a-like & she says she's the new...

Snooki walks in the door with this Gremlin look-a-like & she says she's the new...