They like when I speak Italian. Its my Italian-English accent. -Pauly D

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It's so hard to find a good man these days. That's why I date women.

It's so hard to find a good man these days. That's why I date women.

No more grenade whistle, its a grenade horn. -Pauly D

No more grenade whistle, its a grenade horn. -Pauly D

Cowboy hat is probably another term for Deenas cooka.

Cowboy hat is probably another term for Deenas cooka.

It took five minutes for them to get their smush on. No wonder Sam never...

It took five minutes for them to get their smush on. No wonder Sam never...

Being drunk is a beautiful thing sometimes.

Being drunk is a beautiful thing sometimes.

Deena, you were so drunk that you fell. don't give anybody advice about being waisted.

Deena, you were so drunk that you fell. don't give anybody advice about being waisted.

Luigi is like the guido Mr. Miagi. Hes this old guy who doesnt look like...

Luigi is like the guido Mr. Miagi. Hes this old guy who doesnt look like...

I didnt even know Deena wore underwear to be honest with you. -Ronnie

I didnt even know Deena wore underwear to be honest with you. -Ronnie

Fresh start in Italy. No more being a b*tchNo more of me and Sammi drama....

Fresh start in Italy. No more being a b*tchNo more of me and Sammi drama....

What voltage is it? Cause if thats 18-thousand, if your voltage is 16-hundred, you need...

What voltage is it? Cause if thats 18-thousand, if your voltage is 16-hundred, you need...

Im gonna get everybody up. We need to hit GTL. -Pauly D

Im gonna get everybody up. We need to hit GTL. -Pauly D

I think the Statue of David is pretty sexy. Id do him. -Deena

I think the Statue of David is pretty sexy. Id do him. -Deena

Someone threw a drink and then all of a sudden it was like WWIII or...

Someone threw a drink and then all of a sudden it was like WWIII or...

You spilled the haterade

You spilled the haterade

This is The Situation right here, my abs are so ripped up it's.. we call...

This is The Situation right here, my abs are so ripped up it's.. we call...

We sit on the couch with our tank tops until it's T-SHIRT time!

We sit on the couch with our tank tops until it's T-SHIRT time!

Youve never heard of a shower caddy, dawg?!

Youve never heard of a shower caddy, dawg?!

Whats her name? Diana? Deena? She looks exactly like Snooki, like 4 feet tall, short...

Whats her name? Diana? Deena? She looks exactly like Snooki, like 4 feet tall, short...

Yo, we got that thing that cleans your a$$ in here. -Vinny

Yo, we got that thing that cleans your a$$ in here. -Vinny

Like a monkey has to go to the f*ckin' jungle, I belong at the Jersey...

Like a monkey has to go to the f*ckin' jungle, I belong at the Jersey...