My retirement plan is to find a shopping cart with good snow tires.

Quote by Patty Doyle

Topics: Funny Quotes, Retirement Quotes

It's better to keep your mouth shut and give the impression that you're stupid than...

It's better to keep your mouth shut and give the impression that you're stupid than...

Always drink upstream from the herd.

Always drink upstream from the herd.

Yes, madam, I am drunk. But in the morning I will be sober and you...

Yes, madam, I am drunk. But in the morning I will be sober and you...

After all these years, its still embarrassing for me to play on the American golf...

After all these years, its still embarrassing for me to play on the American golf...

Responsibility for learning belongs to the student, regardless of age.

Responsibility for learning belongs to the student, regardless of age.

There are two ways to do great mathematics. The first is to be smarter than...

There are two ways to do great mathematics. The first is to be smarter than...

He'd make a lovely corpse.

He'd make a lovely corpse.

I was dating a guy for a while because he told me he had an...

I was dating a guy for a while because he told me he had an...

Women speak because they wish to speak, whereas a man speaks only when driven to...

Women speak because they wish to speak, whereas a man speaks only when driven to...

Peace is the one condition of survival in this nuclear age.

Peace is the one condition of survival in this nuclear age.

My apartment was robbed and everything was replaced with exact replicas...I told my roommate and...

My apartment was robbed and everything was replaced with exact replicas...I told my roommate and...

The age of our fathers, which was worse than that of our ancestors, produced us,...

The age of our fathers, which was worse than that of our ancestors, produced us,...

Old age has a great sense of calm and freedom.

Old age has a great sense of calm and freedom.

Life can only be understood backwards; but it must be lived forwards.

Life can only be understood backwards; but it must be lived forwards.

You go to your TV to turn your brain off. You go to the computer...

You go to your TV to turn your brain off. You go to the computer...

Here Greek and Roman find themselves alive along these crowded shelves; and Shakespeare treads again...

Here Greek and Roman find themselves alive along these crowded shelves; and Shakespeare treads again...

In this, our age of infamy Man's choice is but to be A tyrant, traitor,...

In this, our age of infamy Man's choice is but to be A tyrant, traitor,...

That sign of old age, extolling the past at the expense of the present.

That sign of old age, extolling the past at the expense of the present.

Retirement: When you quit working just before your heart does

Retirement: When you quit working just before your heart does

Musicians don't retire; they stop when there's no more music in them.

Musicians don't retire; they stop when there's no more music in them.