There is a new billboard outside Time Square. It keeps an up-to minute count of gun-related crimes in New York. Some goofball is going to shoot someone just to see the numbers move.

Quote by David Letterman

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Sometimes something worth doing is worth overdoing.

Sometimes something worth doing is worth overdoing.

Congratulations are in order for Woody Allen - he and Soon Yi have a brand...

We make a lot of fun at President Clinton's expense. But this transition is going...

We make a lot of fun at President Clinton's expense. But this transition is going...

We have defeated Saddam Hussein and Iraq. The good news is Iraq is ours, and...

We have defeated Saddam Hussein and Iraq. The good news is Iraq is ours, and...

I had no idea this thing was televised. Boy, is my face red.

I had no idea this thing was televised. Boy, is my face red.

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Experts say that Iraq may have nuclear weapons. That's bad news - they may have...

Congratulations are in order for Woody Allen - he and Soon Yi have a brand...

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Based on what you know about him in history books, what do you think Abraham...

Next in importance to having a good aim is to recognize when to pull the...

Next in importance to having a good aim is to recognize when to pull the...

Traffic signals in New York are just rough guidelines.

Traffic signals in New York are just rough guidelines.

Fall is my favorite season in Los Angeles, watching the birds change color and fall...

Fall is my favorite season in Los Angeles, watching the birds change color and fall...

There is no off position on the genius switch.

There is no off position on the genius switch.

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A lot of folks are still demanding more evidence before they actually consider Iraq a...

I'm just trying to make a smudge on the collective unconscious.

I'm just trying to make a smudge on the collective unconscious.

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We inadvertently bombed the Chinese Embassy. But Clinton now is working very hard. He has...

President Bush says he needs a month off to unwind. Unwind? When the hell does...

President Bush says he needs a month off to unwind. Unwind? When the hell does...

Yesterday Senator John Kerry changed his mind and now supports the ban on gay marriages....

Yesterday Senator John Kerry changed his mind and now supports the ban on gay marriages....

We make a lot of fun at President Clinton's expense. But this transition is going...

We make a lot of fun at President Clinton's expense. But this transition is going...

We have become not a melting pot but a beautiful mosaic. Different people, different beliefs,...

We have become not a melting pot but a beautiful mosaic. Different people, different beliefs,...

A president's hardest task is not to do what is right but to know what...

A president's hardest task is not to do what is right but to know what...