Popularity is exhausting. The life of the party almost always winds up in a corner with an overcoat over him.
Quote by Wilson Mizner
Wilson Mizner Quotes
I hate careless flattery, the kind that exhausts you in your efforts to believe it
I can usually judge a fellow by what he laughs at.
Life's a tough proposition, and the first hundred years are the hardest.
When you take stuff from one writer it's plagiarism; but when you take it from...
The most efficient water power in the world - women's tears.
The best way to keep your friends is not to give them away.
The first hundred years are the hardest.
A drama critic is a person who surprises the playwright by informing him what he...
It is not in life, but in art that self-fulfillment is to be found.
The only time that most women give their orating husbands undivided attention is when the...
The difference between chirping out of turn and a faux pas depends on what kind...
In order to excel, you must be completely dedicated to your chosen sport. You must...
A slave has but one master. An ambition man, has as many as there are...
A fellow who is always declaring he's no fool usually has his suspicions.
To profit from good advice requires more wisdom than to give it.
Don't talk about yourself; it will be done when you leave.
I've had ample contact with lawyers, and I'm convinced that the only fortune they ever...
In the battle of existence, Talent is the punch; Tact is the clever footwork
Great things are accomplished by talented people who believe they will accomplish them.
Hard work without talent is a shame, but talent without hard work is a tragedy.