People who shop in health food stores never look healthy.

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I have no desire to carry a movie.

I have no desire to carry a movie.

David and Dad didn't get along too well growing up. I mean we all got...

David and Dad didn't get along too well growing up. I mean we all got...

I really don't like going out. I don't like restaurants because I don't like the...

I really don't like going out. I don't like restaurants because I don't like the...

I swear I want to be a food model.

I swear I want to be a food model.

I live in the moment.

I live in the moment.

My father and I have a very good relationship. We always got along. But I...

My father and I have a very good relationship. We always got along. But I...

I just like to have the ideas. Other people can help see them through.

I just like to have the ideas. Other people can help see them through.

But I love how people who are musical, they know how to dress.

But I love how people who are musical, they know how to dress.

Books are challenging and inspirational to me.

Books are challenging and inspirational to me.

I failed first grade, which is my biggest problem. You always feel like a failure,...

I failed first grade, which is my biggest problem. You always feel like a failure,...

I always got along with all types of people - popular people as well as...

I always got along with all types of people - popular people as well as...

I'm not a first-place person.

I'm not a first-place person.

More men than women like 'Strangers With Candy'. Pretty girls don't like the show. They...

More men than women like 'Strangers With Candy'. Pretty girls don't like the show. They...

But I always like to play ugly people who think they're pretty.

But I always like to play ugly people who think they're pretty.

My characters always like themselves.

My characters always like themselves.

My kitchen's pink, like skin-tone pink, and I lowered my spice rack so it's eye...

My kitchen's pink, like skin-tone pink, and I lowered my spice rack so it's eye...

My mom used to say that Greek Easter was later because then you get stuff...

My mom used to say that Greek Easter was later because then you get stuff...

An Easter bonnet can tame even the wildest hare.

An Easter bonnet can tame even the wildest hare.

Don't put all of your eggs in one basket.

Don't put all of your eggs in one basket.

Most people outside of America won't get it. It's the Easter bunny. It's another lie...

Most people outside of America won't get it. It's the Easter bunny. It's another lie...