Don't leave a piece of jewelry at his house so you can go back and get it later; he may be with his real girlfriend.

Quote by Amy Sedaris

Topics: Quotes about Adultery, Quotes about Dating, Quotes about Love, Quotes about Men, Quotes about Relationships, Quotes about Romance, Quotes about Women

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