Don't leave a piece of jewelry at his house so you can go back and get it later; he may be with his real girlfriend.
Quote by Amy Sedaris
I'm not a first-place person.
You know when you watch old movies, it's always the small parts you remember, the...
I'm gonna do the whole bedroom in camel color - it's an old lady color.
But I always like to play ugly people who think they're pretty.
Whenever I do your show, sometimes I get a little check in the mail and...
People who shop in health food stores never look healthy.
I choose to do unattractive people, because then I can pretend they think they're attractive.
I always find something to keep me busy.
David and Dad didn't get along too well growing up. I mean we all got...
I failed first grade, which is my biggest problem. You always feel like a failure,...
My characters always like themselves.
I just like to have the ideas. Other people can help see them through.
It was more of their quirky show. It was more like a cult show. The...
My father and I have a very good relationship. We always got along. But I...
I always got along with all types of people - popular people as well as...
I have always wanted a bunny and I'll always have a rabbit the rest of...
I hate playing pretty or sane people. Most people are not attractive or all there.
I really don't like going out. I don't like restaurants because I don't like the...
Well I went to New Orleans to cover the jazz festival for Trio, it's this...
They just expected it to you know... Paul, Steve and I could have hired our...